Meet this Spider-verse's Spider-Man. A superhero with all the powers and none of the ability to use them. This hilarious anthem follows a webslinger crippled by arachnophobia, vertigo, carpal tunnel, IBS, latex allergies, newspaper print allergies, and an encyclopedic list of phobias that would make a therapist weep.
From his anxiety cornucopia to his SAD/PTSD/OCD trifecta, this Spider-Man can't climb buildings, can't leave his apartment, and can't even look at spiders without screaming. With infectious melodies, clever wordplay, and comedic sound effects, the song transforms Marvel's greatest hero into a relatable mess of modern neuroses.
A darkly funny celebration of mental health struggles wrapped in an earworm chorus that'll have you laughing at the absurdity of a superhero who's never been seen because he's too busy dealing with his anxiety cornucopia.