On the 617th episode of The Sidetracked Podcast, how to protect your kids by scaring them, The Matrix gets resurrected, Spider-Man: No Way Home's first trailer leaves us with more questions than answers, Rian is underwhelmed by another 80's horror homage, Jesse is underwhelmed by What If...?, Rian wastes his time watching made-for-TV Universal Soldier sequels, Jesse wastes his time watching some guy review pizza, Neill Blomkamp made an effort, and Sidney Poitier is perfect.