On the 617th episode of The Sidetracked Podcast, how to protect your kids by scaring them, The Matrix gets resurrected, Spider-Man: No Way Home's first trailer leaves us with more questions than answers, Rian is underwhelmed by another 80's horror homage, Jesse is underwhelmed by What If...?, Rian wastes his time watching made-for-TV Universal Soldier sequels, Jesse wastes his time watching some guy review pizza, Neill Blomkamp made an effort, and Sidney Poitier is perfect.

On the 616th episode of The Sidetracked Podcast, Jesse plays soccer, we probably won't be seeing Black Widow in the MCU again, Ms. Marvel's purple powers, "two Javiers, one comic", the MCU's first foray into animation, more movie reviews than you can shake a (fairly sizable) stick at, and how The Suicide Squad finds the middle ground whether you like it or not.

On the 615th episode of The Sidetracked Podcast, Jesse and Rian tackle a veritable treasure trove of trailers, Bob Odenkirk is laid low, Daniel Warren Johnson tugs at the ol' heart strings, tracking Neill Blomkamp's origin story, the disappearance of Jeffrey Falcon, how not to hold a music festival, jumping the shark (in a Pontiac Fiero) and when is a Nazi a "former" Nazi?

On the 614th episode of The Sidetracked Podcast, Hot Toys raises more question about Spider-Man: No Way Home, Don Cheadle gets nominated just for showing up, Robert Kirkman is up to his old tricks again, Loki leaves us hanging (in a good way), Jesse and Rian's respective returns to the theater are far from triumphant and Black Widow was worth the wait.

On the 613th episode of The Sidetracked Podcast, Jesse and Rian talk desperate celebrities, Neill Blomkamp's overdue return to the big screen, style over substance, the crossover between YA and mature readers, the MCU's willingness to embrace absurdity, Roland Emmerich and Will Smith's all-star hat tricks, the unusual death of Al Adamson and whether or not Chris Pratt is all that and a bag of chips or yesterday's leftover mystery meat.

On the 612th episode of The Sidetracked Podcast, Jesse says "fuck it", Donny Cates gets weird with cosmic Marvel, Rian's not the only Sidetracked host in Black Knight's corner anymore, Loki stays the course, things get dirty in Love Camp 7, Chuck Norris murders a lot of people, Master Of None is missing something and Meryl Streep is the bad guy by default.

On the 611th episode of The Sidetracked Podcast, the Sidetracked cat count increases by one, we rank the 23 MCU movies without actually trying, Rian wonders why Something Is Killing The Children is so popular, art versus writing, Loki makes a good first impression, Chuck Norris remains relevant, Jesse stares at Scarlett Johansson's butt, Patrick Wilson makes everything better, and Quentin Tarantino disapproves of the featured review.

On the 610th episode of The Sidetracked Podcast, Jesse and Rian answer the easiest listener question in the history of the show, The Eternals gets the benefit of the doubt, Chris Pratt and Dwayne Johnson have something in common, Beta Ray Bill is missing a little piece of Daniel Warren Johnson, Rian goes down a chop socky rabbit hole, Jesse goes down...some kind of rabbit hole, Zack Snyder is the best of the worst and why you shouldn't mess with pregnant survivalists.

On the 609th episode of The Sidetracked Podcast, Jesse puts it all on black, Marvel whets our appetites for the next 3 years, Rian dips his toe into the Star Wars extended universe, Invincible FINALLY wins Jesse over, Jean Claude Van Damme causes a scene, the X-Men movies stink up the place, Christopher Walken leaves an impression, Home Grown Horror Volume 1 tests Rian's patience and love knows no bounds.

On the 608th episode of The Sidetracked Podcast, Rian recounts the woes of slow download speeds, Ben Affleck joins the MCU in our hearts, the 90's Avengers get their due, Sam Wilson sports some sweet new threads, Rape Squad lives up to its name, Young Rock fudges the truth, Monte Hellman says goodbye to Warren Oates as Rian says goodbye to Monte Hellman, and Mortal Kombat wouldn't know fun if it ripped its spinal column out.