Welcome to a special episode, today is Ross and Fatima's wedding special.

Very honoured to be asked to Ross and Fatima's wedding.  After having their Nikah Ceremony a few years ago, they had a small ceremony so they are legally married in the eyes of the government.

This is mostly myself and Ross talking on the way to the ceremony, but hope you enjoy some very silly conversations on a very important day.

Part 2 is available only on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/posts/ross-and-fatimas-75382125 if you want to hear Simon play who am I after a bottle of port!

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Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino movies.

Very close to the end of this current series and this time the masterpiece that is the Hateful 8.

We also have a game of "How Old Are They?"

Also Ross's one more thing.

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This week we continue our journey through Tarantino films, this time there second part of Django Unchained.

We also have an impromptu game of guess Samuel L Jacksons character in Jackie Brown.

Also, Ross plays the How Old Are They? game, will he get more than one point.

Next Time, The Hateful Eight

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Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this time part one of Django Unchained.

This time...

Why Australian?

Django 2?

What other film could Jamie Foxx have been in?

Simon talks about some bloke in some place about some film.

We have a game of how old are they and Ross makes a game up to help Simon remember a character name.

Part 2 next time

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Welcome back to part 2 of our Inglorious Basterds journey through Tarantino.

This week a hastily improvised game of how old are they?

Simon gets accused of being the smutty one in the duo.

Ross introduces a new feature, with of course a new jingle.

Also an update on Ross's toilet troubles.

see you next week.

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Welcome back to our trip through Tarantino films, this week:

Does Simon look like a geography teacher?

Ross doesn't like being static for too long

What is a Bass-Turd?

Is it Passive Dominance?

Is Eli Roth a good actor?

We also play a game of guess Decaprio’s age

What? It’s legal!

Join us next week for part 2

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Welcome back to Episode 5 of the best of Patreon.

This time Simon tells a dream of living above a shop with the Ghost of Robert Peston. Ross gets propositioned by a lady of the night. Simon recounts his shitty trip back from Bakewell (apologise to the cleaner at Asda). Ross has a fight with Chinese business men in another dream. 

Also Simon has to prove he's friends with Gal Gadot.

Next week we'll continue with our Tarantino series, with Inglorious Basterds.

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Welcome back to this extra long episode of excepts from the Simon and Ross Patreon shows. Running at almost 2 hours, we hope you enjoy these edited highlights.

This time you join us on a road trip to a stag weekend and entertaining ourselves on the journey.

Is Ross longer than he is wide?

What happens when Ross's balls turn into a large fleshy plate?

What use is a gappy spatula?

Is Ross a tool?

Was he designed to give pleasure of the sexual variety?

What is he inserted into?

Join us next time

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Welcome back to our journey through Quintin Tarantino movies, this time not a Tarantino movie, but a Robert Rodriquez movie Planet Terror. Part of the two directors Grindhouse experience and with crossovers from Deathproof.

Does a ball bag have a root?

Would you eat the meat from JT's bbq?

Would a decomposing penis put you off?

We may not answer these questions, but we certainly ask them.

See you next time

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Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this week we continue with Deathproof, we begin with Simon waiting for Ross to come online after a delay. We begin with Ross’s IT issues, then discuss the emergency broadcast in case of nuclear war and why Simon’s microphone doesn’t like sound!

Why did Ross think he had to watch planet terror?

Second half? Bit boring?

Why wouldn’t you just stop the car?

How sexy is Kurt Russell?

Is Stuntman Mike cold to the touch?

Would you enjoy watching SImon not enjoying a lap dance?

Join us next week for part 2 of Grindhouse - Planet Terror

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