The Simon and Ross Podcast

By Simon and Ross

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November 07, 2022 You’re Father Jizzmas! - Tarantino Specials: Inglorious Basterds - Part 2
Welcome back to part 2 of our Inglorious Basterds journey through Tarantino.
This week a hastily improvised game of how old are they?
Simon gets accused of being the smutty one in the duo.
Ross introduces a new feature, with of course a new jingle.
Also an update on Ross’s toilet troubles.
see you next week.
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37min
October 31, 2022 He came hard into my sphere - Tarantino Specials: Inglorious Basterds - Part 1
Welcome back to our trip through Tarantino films, this week:
Does Simon look like a geography teacher?
Ross doesn’t like being static for too long
What is a Bass-Turd?
Is it Passive Dominance?
Is Eli Roth a good actor?
We also play a game of guess Decaprio’s age
What? It’s legal!
Join us next week for part 2
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1h 13min
October 24, 2022 Pesky Peston’s Spiritual Spunk - The Best of Patreon Episodes: Vol.5
Welcome back to Episode 5 of the best of Patreon.
This time Simon tells a dream of living above a shop with the Ghost of Robert Peston. Ross gets propositioned by a lady of the night. Simon recounts his shitty trip back from Bakewell (apologise to the cleaner at Asda). Ross has a fight with Chinese business men in another dream.
Also Simon has to prove he's friends with Gal Gadot.
Next week we'll continue with our Tarantino series, with Inglorious Basterds.
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1h 24min
October 17, 2022 A Ribbed Nub? - The Best of the Patreon Episodes: Vol.4
Welcome back to this extra long episode of excepts from the Simon and Ross Patreon shows. Running at almost 2 hours, we hope you enjoy these edited highlights.
This time you join us on a road trip to a stag weekend and entertaining ourselves on the journey.
Is Ross longer than he is wide?
What happens when Ross’s balls turn into a large fleshy plate?
What use is a gappy spatula?
Is Ross a tool?
Was he designed to give pleasure of the sexual variety?
What is he inserted into?
Join us next time
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1h 52min
October 10, 2022 Bag of Teste’s-Full Stop-Faceplant-Full Stop - Tarantino Specials -Grindhouse Part 2: Planet Terror
Welcome back to our journey through Quintin Tarantino movies, this time not a Tarantino movie, but a Robert Rodriquez movie Planet Terror. Part of the two directors Grindhouse experience and with crossovers from Deathproof.
Does a ball bag have a root?
Would you eat the meat from JT’s bbq?
Would a decomposing penis put you off?
We may not answer these questions, but we certainly ask them.
See you next time
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45min
October 03, 2022 How sexy is Kurt Russell? - Tarantino Specials: Grindhouse Part One - Deathproof
Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this week we continue with Deathproof, we begin with Simon waiting for Ross to come online after a delay. We begin with Ross’s IT issues, then discuss the emergency broadcast in case of nuclear war and why Simon’s microphone doesn’t like sound!
Why did Ross think he had to watch planet terror?
Second half? Bit boring?
Why wouldn’t you just stop the car?
How sexy is Kurt Russell?
Is Stuntman Mike cold to the touch?
Would you enjoy watching SImon not enjoying a lap dance?
Join us next week for part 2 of Grindhouse - Planet Terror
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1h 8min
September 26, 2022 With that type of sound, you know exactly what an arsehole is doing! - Tarantino Specials - Kill Bill: Vol 2
This week the Tarantino specials continue with Kill Bill Vol.2
The questions that are asked, but not necessarily get answer are:
What is our favourite scene
Have you ever heard of salt?
Have Ross desensitised Cunt?
Can you imagine a snake being latched on to your face?
Why would Simon like to pop an eyeball with his toes?
Would you eat a toad?
What does a montage of spots look like?
What does a very busy cat flap sound like?
WOULD YOU LIKE BILL TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH
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56min
September 23, 2022 Ross's 15 minute journey from the pit of Hades to passing on to the next dimension
Something exclusive to the patreons while the next episode decides to upload.
Made up of the many voice messages I get from Ross, this ambient adventure through Ross's brain may help understand how he works.
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17min
September 19, 2022 Don’t Forget Your Flute - QT Specials - Kill Bill: Vol 1
Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this week. Kill Bill part 1.
So we start off by talking the joys of kids.
What does the end of shutter island mean?
Could you escape being buried in a coffin?
And we eventually talk about Kill Bill.
See you next time for Kill Bill Part 2.
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1h 2min
September 12, 2022 Hi! My name is...
Welcome back.
On a slight break from the Tarantino series, we have not 1 but 2 Ross’s dreams.
Ross get’s nervous about a Donkeys twitching member.
Simon gets introduced to choc nibs.
Inevitably it gets round to Ross’s toilet issues.
Join us next week when we return to Tarantino with Kill Bill Part 1
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43min

FAQs about The Simon and Ross Podcast:

How many episodes does The Simon and Ross Podcast have?

The podcast currently has 344 episodes available.