Luke is back from vacation and has fish and we’re eating something… uhhh… Damian Lillard has demanded a trade and we’re convinced he’s going to Miami WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! Wemby looked very if-y in his Summer League debut. AI wins.

It’s a Will & Shultz edition of S&S! We attempt to upend Jordan’s life and get him to another mid-market to be a weatherman (don’t tell his wife). Evaluating the Trail Blazers draft. Why Portland won’t impress in free agency. What would you do to piss off your ex?

Trade ideas that include Damian Lillard. Chris Paul in Golden State… SAY WHAAAAT?!? Stuff we would never do with millions of dollars. WHAT TO WATCH!!!

Evaluating what the Trail Blazers will do with the 3rd pick in the NBA Draft, next week. WHAT TO WATCH!!!

Luke and Will get into their kid’s names. The Trail Blazers are going ALL IN!!! (maybe…) Standing in your doorway naked is a bold political strategy.

Damian Lillard is getting (checking phone) TRADED?!? Can you be the best in your sport, but hated? WHAT TO WATCH!!!

Luke has an incredible idea for a movie. The Nuggets are doing what they’re supposed to do! LIV Golf is exposing why people put sports on television; money. ALIENS ARE REAL, BRO!

The NBA coaching carousel goes on with highly paid dudes. Why the Trail Blazers and Pistons are not the same teams. A cool moment in baseball. WHAT TO WATCH!!!

Luke and Will want to know who let the dogs out and why people are making money off their hairy backs. The NBA Finals sure look boring. We love meat… all meat. Ever taken a dump in cement?

Luke has some baseball nuggets that might inspire will to go to a game! WHHHAAAAT? A quick review of sports movies. How Portland would ruin an MLB team. WHAT TO WATCH!!!