Will fantasizes about Brie Larson stepping on his groin. Luke is a looking more and more like a 1990’s music video. The Warriors are down, but not out. We give up trying to figure out Kawahi Leonard. Have sex with a robot. You know you want to…

Reflecting on Jackie Robinson Day and how race in sports has transformed how we see the world. Baseball’s new rules are just goofy, with wieners small talk and beer. WHAT TO WATCH!!!

Luke is coaching kids basketball and parents should beware. NBA playoffs are off to a great start. Will is a sour-puss about the Trail Blazers. River butt strikes again.

Clay Thompson has a bold prediction and we’re skeptical. How well could you throw out a first pitch? Playing golf in jeans; Aight? WHAT TO WATCH!!!

Luke is back in the Captain’s chair and he has stories from Hawaii. He also tells the story of the Sister Hood of the Traveling Plastic Sand Shovel Shank. Trail Blazers are tanking and Will is ready to trade Dame. NBA Playoff picture talk. Sticky Florida Man has fun.

It’s a Will & Will edition of Sinner and Saint (Potential name of a Nickelodeon kid’s show?). Why movies are made the way they are made. Women’s Final Four puts on a show. Men’s Final Four talk. Spiders will kill you in the pool.

Trail Blazers approach the end of this NBA season trying to position for draft capital. History repeats itself. Baseball’s new rules and the effect they have on fans. Little known social media apps. WHAT TO WATCH!!!

Hour 2 starts with a discussion on how does a person become a lax bro. Is the number 1 pick in the NBA overrated? Wrigley is opening a sportsbook in the stadium and Will can't wait to visit. The show finishes with What to Watch.

The show starts with Luke and Will discussing different dumb ways guys try to get hurt. Is this the most exciting tournament ever? The hour finishes with some Good vs Evil.

Will O attempts to learn about the benefits of credit cards. Some analysis of NCAA Tournament upsets and betting lines. The Trail Blazers are running out of options. BONELESS WINGS! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!