Luke is back from his camping trip and he F***ING WON THE CORN HOLE TOURNAMENT. NFL preseason talk. DeShaun Watson talk. A tree explodes and we have theories.

We remember the good ole’ days of Portland, Oregon. This is before people took dumps on the sidewalks. Guessing the ranks of NFL teams based on Pro Football Focus. What to Watch!!!

Hot and sexy lawn talk to help get your yard wet… Grass. The Seahawks are being weird and we’re not sure how to react. Remembering the racist pitcher, John Rocker. The rules of engagement when it comes to “ghosting.”

We talk about sports and other stuff. Hot hat and fishing talk. Some of the biggest losers in Trail Blazers’ history.

Examining why The Basketball Tournament is a thing, and why media vomits content on you without asking. Blue Jays blow [out] the Red Sox. Talking about blowouts and blow-ins. The put a wig on a baby. Will is not happy.

Sports media is radicalizing fans to believe sports is life, or death. The Texans continue to disappoint. We armchair GM in the NBA?

We dissect just exactly how Zach Wilson was able to take two-cheerleaders to his prom, THEN bone his mom’s friend. Why we should care about the Blazers’ summer league championship game. The Mariners are… GOOD?!? Good vs. Evil! A lifetime warranty on socks.

More NIL talk. Damian Lillard gets paid a BUTT TON of money. We overreact about Shaedon Sharpe. What To Watch!

Luke is interested in using his Cabella’s gift card on a camo recliner. Conference realignment in the Pac-12. Why money is good, but also bad for college football. Why nude photos are only as good as the camera that  captures them.

A few more notes on the NBA Finals. Jason Tatum sucked HARD. Will finds his hockey music. What to Watch!