Luke is getting psyched out by his mic and changing things, while Will tells a story about a couch with poo stains in college. Was Zion Williamson worth the #1 pick if he’s getting pulled from games in the 4th quarter? Damian Lillard is NOT starting in the All-Star game this year. The snub is because enough adults didn’t vote for him.

Luke has a gripe against people who make BOLD picks in the Superb Owl. Carson Wentz needs a new landing spot and Matt Stafford hates Matt Patricia. COVID has changed Superb Owl parties. How is your party going to look?

Will recalls the two times he got drunk watching the Trail Blazers play the Raptors. We get ready for the Superb Owl with some Tom Brady old man stats and more Super Bowl FUN! FUN WINS!!!

Luke and Will reminise about that one time they saved a guy from an air vent. Is Super Bowl 55 really a legacy defining game for Patrick Mahomes? Looking back at some of the best double-casting of a character at different ages in a movie. Who would you trade straight up for Deshaun Watson?

Luke lost all control of the internet at his house. It makes his adult activities that much harder... Are we looking at the most consequential Super Bowl match up of quarterbacks? The Trail Blazers suck at defense and there is no cure... SAD!

Enjoy!

Enjoy!

The morbid curiosity is at a high level for the Browns and Steelers. Who the hell is going to call the plays? Which old QB in the playoffs would you want a beer with? Phillip Rivers is an NFL quarterback with 9 kids… No way he knows all their names.

We get so damned hot into college football and everything about it. Justin Fields is AMAZING (we think…). Trevor Lawrence SUCKS (probably not…) We get super jacked up on the Blazers winning a regular season game. Stop licking icicles immediately… They’re made of bird poop.      

ALL NFL ALL THE TIME… (also some college football). We also get you ready for the Ducks Fiesta Bowl game vs. Iowa State.