Luke is back from Alaska with some good drinking, golfing and bear stories! Jody Allen is a terrible owner and we can prove it. We all whine about parity in sports, and it’s finally here with the NBA playoffs. EVERYONE IS PISSED, THOUGH! A penis has broken vertically.

More reaction to the Trail Blazers hiring Chauncey Billups as head coach. We break down why underwear is essential. Patrick identifies an annoying pattern when it comes to NBA playoff games.

P-Harris is in the house! A wide array of topics which include adult film actors and the HOT HOT weather. Chauncey Billups is all but confirmed to be the next head coach of the Trail Blazers. We discuss. Which actors no longer need to audition for roles?

Will and Luke try and apply the Money Ball theory to their show. Still waiting to hear back from the Kardashians… Speaking of Money Ball! The Mavericks are making a big bet on this practice. What’s the worst Father’s Day gift?

Luke had a rough night that include ping-pong and whisky. Will is interested in trying Scottish food. The Clippers hope to be relevant, but no one seems to care. The Nets might be proving that building through the draft is a lost dream for small market teams. Jeff Bezos is Lex Luthor.

The Aaron Rodgers Green Bay Packers saga is starting to look like a loss for everyone involved. Better trade him quick! The remaining teams in the NBA playoffs are sure different. NEATO! Baseball has an identity issue, which is why they’re bungling the spider tack incident.

Will is having issues with his dentist’s tattoos, while Luke tells him to chiLl, BROOOOO. Suns are really good and we like that. What could the Trail Blazers have possibility done to make this turd sandwich better?

Kawahi Leonard had a great game, but Will craps on it anyway. Luca Doncic is viewed as an incredible player, but Luke craps on that idea anyway. Where does Coach K land on your All-Time Coach list. Jen Ellis is in the studio to explain the significance of an immaculate inning.

Will pulled out of traffic to use a Chuck-E-Cheese bathroom. Nothing weird about that... Right? Trail Blazers end their Terry Stotts era. Fans are pissed about the idea of Jason Kidd getting a job. Who do you think should coach? What's your "red line" for pooping in another person's yard?

The Trail Blazers seem like a favorite, but we do an analytic deep dive into why they might lose. CHECK THAT: We speculate with minimal knowledge about basketball, with some sex jokes in between. What's the best item to take from home, and use during a sporting event? Baseball is trying to appeal to people in all the wrong ways… Luke is PISSED!