The Blazers are screwed and we’re trying to figure out why. Lane Kiffin wants kids to play where ever they want and a friendly reminder that Earl Thomas and his brother had sex with the same woman… at the same time.

We go through each #1 NBA Draft pick and discover a universal truth. What do fans miss most about Zach Collins’ absence?

Rasahad is in the studio to save the show. The Trail Blazers try and eek out one more win before being destroyed by the Lakers. Are there any KD fans left? A woman losses her pants to a buffalo.

More Trail Blazers Bubble analysis and a Seahawk rookie gets some… with a woman…dressed as a player… wait, what?

Dion Sanders has a message for NFL players thinking about opting out of the season. It’s not surprising. Gary Trent Jr. is awesome and so is his vibe.

Luke is back from quarantine and recounts his experience with nose assault (AKA tested for COVID). The Trail Blazers look different, but the same. Is it OK to eat Mac & Cheese for breakfast?

It’s a Buck & Will edition of S&S. Reviewing the Blazers OT win over the Grizzlies in the bubble. Is it OK to wear dated event apparel as an adult? Buck is wearing a Rio Olympics hat…

The Pac-12 presents their 10-schedule, but we’re wondering how much they’ll pay the STUDENTS to play. Baseball sucks.

Are monocles still cool? No... no, they are not. Who's on the Mount Rushmore of fat athletes? 

Jen Ellis sits in for hour two, revealing that her cutout  will be at an A's game! College football seems more and more doomed...