Weather power rankings when it comes to college football. Oregon Ducks face an uphill conditioning battle for their opener. There’s a new children’s world mullet champion…

Did you know there’s an entire practice of carving pirate boats into animal bones? Neither did we… Will the Ducks entertain a 2-quarterback system?

A deep dive into the viability of wearing high quality, commercially branded apperal. When does a nice jacket become corny? We remember Sean Conery. 

Are you a fan of 9AM Pac-12 kick-off times? Seahawks bet on Dunbar's impact to shore up defense. Luke dives deep into the Funk family tree. 

Nick Saban says defense is the best offense against offense… Whatever that means… The Seahawks are no longer players in the Antonio Brown contest. Alex Smith’s leg draws similarity to a backwards leg bird caught in a house fire.

The Big Ten is back and we can just guess Ohio State is good…. Right? Michael Jordan’s capacity for social media grace. An Oakland turkey gets fooled by expert costume design. SAD!

Nick Saban is back on the sidelines and we’re not surprised. We also reminisce about wearing full gear in your car before playing a sport.

The Astros are making baseball worse, Leveon Bell has fooled the NFL and where to put the worst players on your high school football team.

Will takes a hike and meets a suited man. Jimmy Butler seems happier. Mike Vrabel has bro-ed too hard, this time.

Ryan Buckley joins the show to speculate on medieval combat tactics. Do more NFL games during the week make sense? The Lakers roster has become likable, and we have to live with it.