We get so damned hot into college football and everything about it. Justin Fields is AMAZING (we think…). Trevor Lawrence SUCKS (probably not…) We get super jacked up on the Blazers winning a regular season game. Stop licking icicles immediately… They’re made of bird poop.      

ALL NFL ALL THE TIME… (also some college football). We also get you ready for the Ducks Fiesta Bowl game vs. Iowa State.

Oregon won the Pac-12 title, but we think they have a clutch problem. Starts with Tyler Shough, and goes to Head Coach Mario Cristobal. We pitch marketing ideas for Cletus the football robot on FOX. Drew Brees is old and hurt, so naturally the Saints are throwing him into an NFL game.

The Oregon Ducks won the Pac-12 title and all we can talk about is Willie Taggart! Setting the table for potential college football playoff match ups. Luke craps on Will’s Randy Moss take (STUPID!). A 42-year-old man loses his $25K porn collection to his parents. SAD!

The Portland Trail Blazers’ had really cool hair styles during the pre-season debut against the Kings. LET’S TALK ABOUT IT! Entertainment vs. integrity with the Pac-12 title game. Setting the NFL playoff table for this weekend’s slate of games.

The Pac-12 is facing a scheduling dilemma and entertainment problem. The Portland Trail Blazers looked good in their first pre-season game, and when do you buy a new phone?

Will gloats about the Beavers' rivalry game win. Why Oregon's loss isn't all that bad. There are dog-sized lizards walking around, eating your chicken eggs and ground fruite. SCARY!

More Ducks/Beavers recap. Barry Sanders' legacy is called into question. Matt Patricia should be fired. 

The SEC is having a very bad, no good year. Hot bagel talk. Previewing Oregon’s match-up against Washington State. Despite 2020 being terrible, some fans are having great years!

How Oregon’s offense might not be everything it seems. There could be a new rivalry in the AFC East. Jake Luton has a star struck moment in his NFL debut.