Tim Dillon (Tim Dillon is going to Hell, Netflix) joins us to talk about hitmen, Jordan Peterson, Long Island, and the New Jersey mob boss who was murdered for being gay.

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This episode is what we in the business call a doozy. Mike's buddy Ray Gootz drops in to discuss Dan Schneider's recent firing, the end of Viacom, which comedian is an ugly rapist, and Mike and Ray's time working at Caroline's on Broadway. Ray also reveals a little detail about a girl who broke Mike's heart and tells a story about a truly evil guy, who also happens to be a powerful player in the world of comedy. You don't want to miss this one folks!

Ray Kump (Tim Dillon is Going to Hell) joins us to talk about who's next to check their privilege, making an app with your aunt's bush, Chinese slaves and how computers are gay. We also discussed Silicon Valley's attempts to fix humanity, and then looked at some actual good people. (Spoiler alert: It's the Yakuza) Get in there, son.

Dan Perlman (Flatbush Misdemeanors) joins us to talk about Neil DeGrass Tyson and Joe Bonanno. We discuss being dependent on a woman, being true to your word, and how space is like, really big. Enjoy!

Stav (Cum Town) joins us to talk about the Greek mafia, Albanians, east coast culture and dumbass dads. Check it out, yo!

Mike Cannon & Mike Feeney (The Irish Goodbye Podcast) join us to talk about Joseph “Mad Dog” Sullivan, late bloomer and hitman for Fat Tony Salerno and the Genovese family. I’m in a bad mood on this episode because my girlfriend had me on some dumbass cleanse and Matt almost gets fired. Give it a listen!

Joyelle Nicole Johnson joins us for a special BLACK HISTORY MONTH episode of the show. We talk about Stephanie St Clair, lady gangster and numbers queen pin of Harlem who took on the mob and the cops. We hope you guys enjoy this one because it's a great story, plus it's got some of Joyelle yelling at Mike for being a cracker devil.

Andy Haynes comes back to finish our saga on Tommy Karate. Find out what happened to Phyllis and what happened to her head.

Editor's Note: Mike is so Italian that he can't wait to eat his Joe & Pat's pizza and eats it on mic for the last 15 minutes or so.

This week we're joined by Andy Haynes to talk about Thomas Pitera, a former hitman in the Bonanno family. This vicious and sadistic killer was well known for his use of Karate which earned him the nickname "Tommy Karate". We also talk about what we hate about each other for Andy's idea for a podcast "What's Wrong With Me?" We figure out that Matt is a beta, Andy is micro-manager, and Mike is half retard.