We didn't mean the things we said about specific people on this episode. We were exaggerating for comedic effect. Also our guest was Matt Deakens (@freaks_and_deaks).

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Benjy and Denise are  back from, uh, lunch. Yeah, lunch. We missed you, Haters! 

In this episode: Which empire we pick now that the world's at war, Denise on being a mother, and Benjy's big life move.

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Shitty apartments, living with the ultra-Orthodox, and why it's impossible to be a good person in entertainment.

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Life as an alcoholic home-school kid, being an Orthodox Jew in the South, and how to cheat on the SAT with our guest Matty Litwack (@matty_litwack).

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Denise shares her Old World religious views regarding how to deal with your haters, we trash Flemish people, and then follow it with a stern explanation of what the Ethnic Jokes segment actually means to dumb dumbs who don’t get it.

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We harangue our guest Lafayette Wright (@lafayette247) about his dating life and also get into white dudes that he would bring to his barbershop, how Russians were able to train bears, and then get back into a little more haranguing. 

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We had DC comedy cult favorite Michael Foody (@michaeljfoody) on and he came in hot. The least PC idea on how to beat Trump you've heard so far, a theory about Horny Santa Claus, hot CIA takes, and one of our favorite Ethnic Jokes contributions.

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We leak the password to the cloud storage account with all of Denise's nudes, Benjy shares information that implicates him in several unsolved murders, and our guest Steven Chen (@gifilterfish) provides new indisputable facts on what REALLY happened to Building 7 on that fateful September morning. 

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Making sure men know they aren't funny, being a shitty serf in the 1300's, and bringing smelly ethnic food to work on purpose with our guest, 100% Asian comedian Shelley Kim (@shell_gasoline).

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Well we really got into it on this ep. Benjy's cursed Little Person story, how to politely turn down molesters, and we riff on probably 80% of the letters in LGBTQQIP2SAA. Plus a new character emerges, all with our guest Michael Summers (@summersofcomedy).

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