On this epsidoe we're talking about the DOW Theory and the Six Tenets as it relates to crypto. We're talking about the death of Tanzania's president John Pombe Magufuli. We're talking about newly discovered Monkeydactyl. We're talking about the Carnegie-WEF November 2020 report simulating a cyber attack on global financial systems. We're talking about the new pyramid shaped UFO confirmed by Pentagon. We're talking about Facebook's preparations of information control preceeding the Chauvin trial.

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Death Metal - Golgothan  (bandcamp mostly)

                     Death of Skepsis (up everywhere)

Indy Rock -   Alfred and the Teddinators (everywhere and youtube)

Hip Hop -     Metamorphicon : "Black Matter Lives" (everywhere)

                    CoolDill : "Love Craze" with Lucky T (everywhere)

Emo -           Dillon Crozier: "Earth Tone" (everywhere)

show articles:

https://unlimitedhangout.com/2021/03/investigative-reports/tanzanias-late-president-magufuli-science-denier-or-threat-to-empire/

https://news.sky.com/story/speculation-grows-over-missing-covid-denying-president-of-tanzania-john-magufuli-12242020

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-tanzania-testing-kits-questioned-after-goat-and-papaya-test-positive-11982864

https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/ktnnews/ktn-prime/video/2000208496/tundu-lissu-terms-death-of-president-magufuli-as-an-opportunity-for-a-new-beginning-for-tanzania

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/opinions/1991/09/22/innocence-abroad-the-new-world-of-spyless-coups/92bb989a-de6e-4bb8-99b9-462c76b59a16/

https://www.nytimes.com/1986/06/01/world/missionaries-for-democracy-us-aid-for-global-pluralism.html

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-03-26/most-mutated-covid-19-variant-yet-found-in-tanzania-travelers

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-04-06/tanzania-s-new-president-signals-u-turn-on-coronavirus-policy

https://breaking911.com/ufo-caught-on-camera-pentagon-confirms-leaked-images-and-video-are-authentic/

https://www.thelastamericanvagabond.com/wef-warns-cyber-attack-leading-to-systemic-collapse-global-financial-system/

https://unlimitedhangout.com/2021/01/investigative-reports/silicon-valley-and-wef-backed-foundation-announce-global-initiative-for-covid-19-vaccine-records/

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/monkeydactyl-jurassic-pterosaur-oldest-fossil-opposable-thumbs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pterosaur

https://blockgeeks.com/guides/learn-how-to-read-crypto-charts/

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/trading/06/marketnoise.asp

https://apnews.com/article/social-media-technology-business-media-death-of-george-floyd-09bbf4b33213dbcc8d45c1f2b27a5ebc

 On this episode we talking about J&J's paused vaccine because of blood clots. We talking about the algorithms and predictability on streaming services. We talking about the brain on fiction and a Game of Thrones study. We talking about Bill Gates in 2011 and investments on vaccines. We talking about a factory mix up that ruined tons of J&J vaccine doses. We talking about a medical student that got banned for questioning microaggressions. We talking about Neuralink in a monkey's brain playing pong with no hands. We talking about the Pentagon's new microchip that detects COVID. We talking about Biden's broadband infrastructure initiative and it's connection to global governments and Starlink. 

  Music: Alfred and the Teddinators

        Golgothan

        Metamorphicon

        CoolDill

        Dillon Crozier

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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-gates-idUSTRE74G2D520110517

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2021/03/210315132143.htm

https://techxplore.com/news/2021-03-algorithm-generated-music-accurate-hard.html

https://arstechnica.com/science/2021/03/factory-mix-up-spoils-15-million-doses-of-jj-covid-vaccine/

https://reason.com/2021/04/07/microaggressions-uva-student-kieran-bhattacharya-threat/

https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/321723-elon-musks-neuralink-shows-off-a-monkey-playing-pong-with-its-mind

https://nypost.com/2021/04/12/microchip-developed-by-pentagon-to-detect-covid-19/amp/

https://reason.com/2021/04/13/why-bidens-broadband-bonanza-is-likely-to-fail/

https://apnews.com/article/us-pause-j-and-j-vaccine-blood-clot-reports-2dde2aacf486bab59844ef907a28cbce

  Welcome. We're happy to have you here. On this episode we talking about a father that got jailed in Canada for not calling his daughter a boy. We talking about sea animals swim in circles and researchers can't find out why. We talking about a scientist made a self replicating fiber that, through introducing death, defeated Spiegelman's monster. We talking about Fart Suckerturd responding to Tim Cook's new data policies. We talking about Columbia University segrating the ceremonies and what we both missed on the first read. We talking about Biden firing his staffers for smoking weed. And we talking about the boulder shooter and mk ultra connections. 

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 Death of Skepsis

 Metamorphicon

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 Show notes: 

 https://thepostmillennial.com/rob-hoogland-canada-prisoner-of-conscience

 https://phys.org/news/2021-03-enigmatic-circling-behavior-captured-whales.html

 https://breaking911.com/breaking-colorado-shooter-was-previously-on-the-fbis-radar-report-says/

 https://coloradosun.com/2021/03/23/ahmad-al-aliwi-alissa-boulder-shooting-suspect/

 https://phys.org/news/2021-03-death-enables-complexity-chemical-evolution.html

 https://www.forbes.com/sites/nicholasreimann/2021/03/19/5-white-house-staffers-fired-over-marijuana-use-psaki-confirms/?sh=5934317a42db

 https://www.blackenterprise.com/columbia-university-to-host-six-multicultural-graduation-ceremonies/

 https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/03/as-apple-app-tracking-change-nears-chinese-tech-firms-fight-back/

Talking about how they solved the Antikythera Mechanism. Talking about how they found some new Dead Sea Scrolls. Talking about how China banned the signal app. Talking about how Apple requires Privacy labels on their app icons that show you what data that app collects form you. Talking about how Iran and a bunch of other countries have banned the AstraZeneca vaccine. 

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https://9to5mac.com/2021/03/15/duckduckgo-google-app-store-privacy/

https://9to5mac.com/2021/03/16/signal-app-china/

https://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/new-dead-sea-scrolls-1.5951332

https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkd57k/scientists-have-unlocked-the-secrets-of-the-ancient-antikythera-mechanism

https://www.france24.com/en/middle-east/20210109-iran-bans-import-of-uk-and-us-covid-19-vaccines-saying-they-re-completely-untrustworthy

https://vimeo.com/518734183

"Black Matter Lives" by Metamorphicon available everywhere.

"By My Hands" and "Sailormouth" by Death of Skepsis available everywhere.

"ShredCity Bodega" by Alfred and the Teddinators available everywhere.

We dive into some current events on this episode. We have some space talk regarding interesting findings as of late that upend the traditional cosmological principle. We talk about some CIA connections between Joe Biden and William Casey and who can forget the latest on big tech governments being allowed in Nevada. We hope you find some of this interesting like we did and thanks for joining.   join us on social media twitter/insta: illuminatitele  and let us know you're out there!

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https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/feb/17/cnn-nbc-paid-accused-rioter-his-lets-burn-capitol-/

https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3vqp5/scientists-find-more-evidence-that-galaxies-are-synced-up-in-a-cosmic-web

https://www.vice.com/en/article/zmj7pw/theres-growing-evidence-that-the-universe-is-connected-by-giant-structures

https://www.eso.org/public/usa/news/eso1438/

https://www.aanda.org/articles/aa/abs/2014/12/aa24631-14/aa24631-14.html

https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/2041-8205/802/2/L25/meta

https://www.thelastamericanvagabond.com/flawed-data-model-from-imperial-college-blame-for-latest-uk-lockdown/

https://www.cogconsortium.uk/about/

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2019/10/major-uk-genetics-lab-accused-misusing-african-dna

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/28/neil-ferguson-scientist-convinced-boris-johnson-uk-coronavirus-lockdown-criticised/

https://prospect.org/power/joe-bidens-love-affair-with-the-cia-william-casey/

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/collection/crest-25-year-program-archive

https://nypost.com/2021/02/12/adding-wokeness-oregon-promotes-teacher-program-to-subtract-racism-in-mathematics/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/feb/17/cnn-nbc-paid-accused-rioter-his-lets-burn-capitol-/

"On Deaf Ears EP" by Death of Skepsis available everywhere.      

  This episode is basically a part two to our previous MK ULTRA episode. Go have a listen to that one before this one, ay? Or not, it's a stand alone. We dive into some special details from Tom O'Neill's book "Chaos".     

  The two Smith's, Jolly West and scientific experiments on rats and humans that ultimately lead to one of those most heinous murders in global world american universal history.     

  Jesse blew my skull with some extra MK ULTRA knowledge I had not known before and am sure most don't. WHOA.      

  We definitely chat about Eminem's new record and I name drop someone from one of my favorite podcasts. I challenge him to an Eminem debate any time. Thanks for joining us today.     

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 On today's show, Jesse and I wanted to look into MK Ultra and see what it was all about. Turns out, MK Ultra is NOT a superhero movie from the 80's. It is, on the other hand, another very dark crevice of American history and politics. A crevice that most institutions don't care to share too much about if the topic comes up. We rant a few times on the recent BS coming from some articles about Big Tech Censorship. It's really something else, I tell ya. Subscribe and like our show, it really helps. But more so, sign up for our Patreon and help us keep the reading lights on.

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