"This week marks a historic moment in the ongoing evolution of The Skimbo Lounge. For the first time ever, the Core Four are joined by a very special guest--actor, musician and High Chief of Rick Stevens Entertainment, Sean Martin. We talk the sonic genius and smooth grooves of Hall and Oates, as well as Sean's many musical influences and ongoing projects. But things really start to take a turn for the greasy once Intern Tasty gets into the gin and embraces his destiny as the destroyer of coherent conversations. Also featuring the world premiere of a brand new track from Ausable Killings, the Satanic synth-soul outfit that spawned a million spontaneous pregnancies. Like us! Rate us! Let your daughters date us! But mostly, subscribe on iTunes and leave a review. We're on Twitter and Facebook @SkimboLounge, so don't be shy now."

"The cultural decline of a generation never sounded so good--or so moist! How do you talk to your kids about The Skimbo Lounge? Easy! Slap on the all-new fifth episode and lap it up, you drunk sons of bitches! This week, Engineer Tanner commemorates another grueling season of Boston Bruins hockey by unleashing a passionate postmortem; we officially launch our petition for Shoney's to patent the drive thru salad bar; the boys negotiate peace in a reunified Korea and debut a new segment called, "Things I Googled When I Was Drunk." All that and a bag of potato chips, and more! It's the Skimbo Lounge. Don't be stupid; like/share/subscribe and commit yourself, body and soul, to our cult of personality."

"Ah, high school. Pop quizzes, day-old cheeseburger chowder, and all the awkward chalkboard boners you can work up. This week on The Skimbo Lounge, the boys fondly revisit their high school years as they talk hallway brawls, teachers getting their testicles tortured, diving into frozen lakes for porno DVDs, and most embarrassing high school moments. And did we mention Intern Tasty is back, and he's brought along a whole list of grievances to air on the...air? Also featuring the debut of a new segment, "Weird Food Shit," the all-new fourth episode brings you the best that our public educations have to offer.

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We're only three episodes deep and we've already hit our first wall: what to do when our beloved Intern Tasty is on sabbatical. Our answer? Give you triple the Tasty in an episode that's been described as, "loose fun...like a slow motion bowel movement on peyote." Channeling out inner Mitch, we tackle United Airlines' newest service, Wholesale Ass Beatings; Rory learns the origin of "catfishing"; and we solve institutional racism in a new segment called, "What the F**ck Did You Think Was Gonna Happen" featuring Kendall Jenner (and Pepsi).

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Granite City Underground returns for a second serving of steaming hot takes as they discuss their ideal superpowers, humane methods of cooking and eating one's pets, and the joys of the self-wiping butt. Featuring WrestleMania fallout as told by non-fan Rory, Hot Takes with Intern Tasty, and the legendary Prairie Dog Party Van! Be sure to like/subscribe/share and follow us on Twitter and Facebook @SkimboLounge -- otherwise, we're liable to go off ourselves, ya know!

After a few months' hiatus, THE SKIMBO LOUNGE is back with a literal and figurative vengeance! Joined by a real live sound engineer and our plucky new intern, we talk about where we've been these past few months, tackle the Tomi Lahren/Glenn Beck controversy, and debate the mental health benefits of masturbating while driving.

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