Tonight we tell the future stories of Cornelius, and the tragic tale of his mother, Marilee.

Prepare yourself for: Cossacks, revenge porn arrests, the value of thumbs, and Operation Judgement.

Prepare yourself for: Citizen Christmas, slash fan fiction anger, undead mailmen, Ms. Jackson, and Coffin.

Tonight, Will Coffin, urban shaman, recounts the arcane tale of a deadly Christmas parade vehicle to his increasingly sober roommate.

Tonight, Will Coffin, urban shaman, and Bunny Davis, his recently sobering roommate, find themselves beside an ever-consuming maw.

This evening we take you back to a night not long ago, when the Mob sat down, like a proper family, and yammered over Six String Samurai.

Plague and an unappealing peeling incident.

Tonight, Joe Monk, Emperor of Space, considers the nature of change and forward time travel.

Tonight, we’re lucky enough to hear the return of Doc Blue’s Holiday touch - and right on time for the appearance of an old friend, too.

Many thanks, Doc!

Prepare yourself for: Teenage exorcists, time travel, horror flicks, and Coffin.