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How many random thoughts can you string together? How many thoughts go through your head that you spend time actually thinking about? Apparently the squad has quite a few. Join them for some brief, casual political talk followed by random goofy thoughts. Did you know Tromondae doesn't like baggy sleeves, that the Beaveman loves porn, and that the Swan is perplexed by persons with no chins? Did you know the Ronz is a blackbelt? We apologize that there is so very little contributions from the Ronz on this episode. Technical difficulties. Hopefully it doesn't happen again. Stay safe Slaptail Nation! Thank you for listening.

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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman invites the Ronz to have a non-contentious discussion about the election results. The Ronz still believes he won despite the overwhelming votes for President Beaveman. The Swan acts as non-partial moderator of their discussion. Join us for this pleasant conversation.

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This is it Slaptail Nation. The final presidential debate. Time to choose your candidate. Will you support the Ronz and his platform of butt plugs for all and general confusion, or will you support the Beaveman, a little brown man? It's up to you to get out there and vote no matter how ridiculous the candidates for president may be. Just vote! Don't let them take our rights away. Not every country in the world has the rights afforded to citizens of the United States of America. The Ronz and the Beaveman took an oath to defend that right until the day they die. Thanks for listening folks. Stay safe!

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Join Tromondae on this second presidential debate while he attempts to moderate two idiotic candidates. Topics of discussion include the Flintstones and the Jetsons, personal hygiene, aluminum foil helmets, and milk shakes as well as a bunch of other crucial topics. If you are playing a drinking game with friends, you are sure to get totally wasted because the Ronz says, "right," about 100 times. Listen and enjoy. The final debate is in one week. Just in time for you to make up your mind. Who will you vote for? One of the three old white guys, or the Beaveman? Just vote!

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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Tromondae welcomes Beaveman and Ronzs' respective number two. That's right, its Vice Presidential debate time. These candidates don't disappoint. They are as equally unqualified as their running mates. Skylar represents the alter ego of the Beaveman, soft-spoken and learned. While RJ seems overly obsessed with a platform of butt plugs for all. We are not sure if that is the exact platform the Ronz selected. It wouldn't surprise us because he does seem to be rather interested in the subject. Listen and marvel at how Tromondae maintains professionalism while moderating a debate between these two geniuses. We have two more presidential debates planned. Something to look forward to. Thanks for listening members of Slaptail Nation! Stay safe.

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Welcome to the first presidential debate with your candidates the Beaveman and the Ronz. The topics of the debate are super relevant (not so much). Empathize with Tromondae as he tries to moderate these two idiots as they navigate through the hard-hitting questions from an expert panel. It should be no surprise that in a debate of this nature, the losers are the voters. Be on the lookout for at least one more presidential debate and one vice presidential debate before the election. Visit us on facebook, instagram, and on our website slaptailnation.com Thanks for listening! Stay safe!

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The Beaveman is all alone on this podcast. It is a time for him to share his thoughts on screening for cancer, loss of the Black Panther, and death and dying. He also talks about the pandemic and the irresponsibility of the president. Skylar joins him at the end to talk about procrastination. We hope you are all having a good time and staying safe during the pandemic. Vote!

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The Slaptail squad assembles to talk nonsense. Every wonder why a date looks like a cockroach? No? The Swan does. Every wonder why there are patterns on toilet paper? No? The Ronz does? When is it appropriate to respond, "Ugly all day?" Find out on this episode of the Slaptail Squad. Oh, and of course, are you interested in finding out more about musical butt plugs? If so, this may be the episode for you. Stay safe Slaptail Nation! Thank you for listening.

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Beaveman and the Ronz, back in action. On this episode the Beaveman gave the Ronz a simple assignment. He failed miserably. It doesn't matter though because they both had a fun conversation. Simply put, if you ask the Ronz to argue and be an ass, he can't do it. Apparently he is only wired to get under your skin accidentally. The Ronz also likes to point out that for some reason, the Beaveman always talks about medicine. The Beaveman identified the cause, members of the squad seem to frequently ask him medically related questions on the podcast. Come on people, this is an idiot podcast. We don't know what we are talking about, to include the Beaveman! We hope you enjoy listening. Stay safe members of the Slaptail Nation Army!

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The Slaptail Squad assembles to talk about different animal penises and what motivates researchers to conduct research on certain topics. Specifically, why do research about why a rooster doesn't have a penis? Science lovers, you are not going to learn anything from this ignorant podcast. They also talk about bragging as if the accomplishments of others ae somehow the accomplishment of the bragger. "My son is a doctor, so clearly I know everything about medicine even though I'm a gas station attendant." You get the point. And, of course, the Beaveman attempts to convince the squad and the listening audience that he does indeed know what the Dunning-Kruger effect is.

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