The Slaptail Squad

The Dark Lord of Brown-Town, Trailer Park Monster, and Grand Commissioner of all things unholy, JD Hutchins presents this first episode of Monstrous Minutes. Time is time, is it not? What is time? Can something as simple as gravity, temperature, or materials of a timepiece itself, effect the measurement of time? Truly these are questions we cannot answer in a few minutes. It does make you think. Is this the first step to truly understanding time. Can this lead to space travel, time travel, interdimensional travel? Can this make every trip the Beaveman's mother takes really only take 15 minutes despite the distance?

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This video does not include the first few minutes of banter. This is included on the audio podcast and available as extra content on our Patreon.

This week, the squad unites to bring you laughs and also a little bit of serious conversation. Right out the gate, the King of Kalamazo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock reminds us just how much humans suck at solving problems instead of letting nature be nature. We're the problem! Duh!

Althouth the Dark Lord of Brown-town isn't on this episode, he wrote a segment for the Beavemen to read in his stead. Pretty interesting. Ever want the 411 on Missing 411? I mean...yes?

Then Beaveman hits us with the reality that is healthcare in his area, but most likely, this is the snapshot of the entire nation. The United States has the most expensive healthcare in the world. So it would stand to reason that the United States of America has the best outcomes of all the other countries, right? Nope.

Although we know you will never learn anything from this podcast, we think of our audience as our friends. That is the format of the show. Friends spending time together catching up. Ask questions. Be an advocate for your health.

Thank you to our listeners all over the world. Remember, our mission is clear. We want the money, the power, and the sex (age and consent appropriate of course, this goes without saying, but hey, let's say it).

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This week, the squad unites to bring you laughs and also a little bit of serious conversation. Right out the gate, the King of Kalamazo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock reminds us just how much humans suck at solving problems instead of letting nature be nature. We're the problem! Duh!

Althouth the Dark Lord of Brown-town isn't on this episode, he wrote a segment for the Beavemen to read in his stead. Pretty interesting. Ever want the 411 on Missing 411? I mean...yes?

Then Beaveman hits us with the reality that is healthcare in his area, but most likely, this is the snapshot of the entire nation. The United States has the most expensive healthcare in the world. So it would stand to reason that the United States of America has the best outcomes of all the other countries, right? Nope.

Although we know you will never learn anything from this podcast, we think of our audience as our friends. That is the format of the show. Friends spending time together catching up. Ask questions. Be an advocate for your health.

Thank you to our listeners all over the world. Remember, our mission is clear. We want the money, the power, and the sex (age and consent appropriate of course, this goes without saying, but hey, let's say it).

Check out our Patreon to see the full video of your favorite group of nutjobs.

https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

Check out or rarely updated website

https://www.slaptailnation.com/

Send us a fun email to say hi!

[email protected]

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This week, the entire squad unites for our typical idiotic mayhem. The video starts 10 minutes in after our preshow banter. For the complete audio, listen to the podcast. The complete video is on Patreon.

Today, Drippy Steved Da Driphausen takes on the role of producer. How do you think that went? I'm sure you can all guess.

Swan brings us this week's featured piece of sh!+. He definitely fits the description. Nolan enthralls us all with a tiny tidbit of history. I am pretty sure it was approximately 2 minutes. I don't even remember what it was about.

JD comes in hot with lore about those nasty little goblins and the Kelly-Hopkinsville encounter. What do you all think? There are some pretty interesting theories out there. Listen to see what the squad thinks happened.

The Beaveman brings the trauma. Literally. If you have a sensitive stomach and medical injuries and conditions are hard for you to watch, maybe just catch this one on audio. It is worth it to see Drippy Steve react however.

The Swan wraps it up with Dumb Jokes with Swan. Is she getting better? No. But that is her lot in life.

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This week, the entire squad unites for our typical idiotic mayhem. Enjoy our stupid banter before the show begins for audio guests only. Video starts about 10 minutes in.

Today, Drippy Steve Da Driphausen takes on the role of producer. How do you think that went? I'm sure you can all guess.

Swan brings us this week's featured piece of sh!+. He definitely fits the description. Nolan enthralls us all with a tiny tidbit of history. I am pretty sure it was approximately 2 minutes. I don't even remember what it was about.

JD comes in hot with lore about those nasty little goblins and the Kelly-Hopkinsville encounter. What do you all think? There are some pretty interesting theories out there. Listen to see what the squad thinks happened.

The Beaveman brings the trauma. Literally. If you have a sensitive stomach and medical injuries and conditions are hard for you to watch, maybe just catch this one on audio. It is worth it to see Drippy Steve react however.

The Swan wraps it up with Dumb Jokes with Swan. Is she getting better? No. But that is her lot in life.

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Content warning. There are images that may not be suitable for persons who have difficulty viewing medical images or hearing about medical conditions. This podcast is not suitable for viewers under the age of 18.

This is a slightly edited video. The banter prior to the podcast is not included in the video like it is in the podcast audio. The video is also not edited for instances where additional noises are made or where Nolan insists on talking over everyone. For the full video, check out our Patreon.

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Yes, we know there is no hyphen. We're just having fun. This week the entire squad unites for absolute chaos. Be glad you don't have the Beaveman's job. The unedited video is very fun and you can see it on Patreaon, but for our dear audio audience, you will appreciate the Beaveman's skill.

It's fun per norm. The Swan brings us this weeks piece of sh1+, kind of a softball but we find out that Nolan has some hidden tendencies.

JD thrills us with a story about a Meat Storm. Yes, you read that correctly, a meat storm.

Then Beaveman comes in with an attempt to keep the attention of the squad. It's clear they all have attention defecit of some type. He tries his best, but, you know how they are. Thankfully our audience knows they won't learn from us.

The Swan disappoints as usual with dumb jokes with the Swan. She really isn't getting better. Which is fun for everyone else.

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This week, the squad unites with the lord high commander, the Beaveman, and his Bravo team of Nolan Johncock aka the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy and Drippy Steve Da' Driphausen.

It's that time of the week again. Can anyone explain to us why Drippy Steve has such an active sex life? We don't get it. [email protected] because we need to know!

Our typical pre-intro music BS of course. Then Drippy Steve updates us on all the conspiracy theories surrounding the missing or deceased scientists involved with national secrets, anti-gravity, alien research, or whatever. We think the Beaveman may have figured it out. At least for the anti-gravity folks.

If you were ready for an indepth, historical odity, well then strap-in because you are in for a long ride. A long ride to a podcast that presents some weird history. This week, it's just , "Nolan had a thought." Wow, way to do some research. Is Drippy Steve about to move up in rank over Nolan???

The Beaveman brings it home with not so grand rounds. This week, he is talking about a creepy crawly and the havoc it can cause. Talking about none other than, the brown recluse spider.

Thank you for joining us on this adventure in idiocy. We love to have our friends along for the ride.

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The Squad assembles to bring you this weeks completely idiotic banter an fun topics of discussion.

When Swan says this weeks piece of $h1t is a piece of sh1+ she isn't kidding. Maybe next time bring us a crime situation we can make fun of Swan. Thanks for bringing us down.

What a real Forrest Gump take on Peanut Butter? Me neither, but we got one anyway from the world's most boring storyteller GD Fenderson. So glad Beaveman has the power to turn it off at any point in time.

We know, it is not likely that Steven is going to bring the heat, but he did. More conspiracy theories. What is going on? Are these deaths linked? Did someone get too close? Will they be coming for Steven "Drippy Steve" Da Driphausen next?

In true Nolan fashion as an intellectual elitist, he presents a brief piece of historical knowledge. Someone fact-check this dude. We have no idea if he is correct.

The Beaveman comes in with yet another scary condition. Mpox anyone (he still likes calling it Monkey Pox).

Then Swan wraps it all up with possibly the worst segment of, "dumb jokes with Swan," the squad has ever had to bear.

We hope you enjoy it.

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The Squad unites this week to bring you the typical level of unscripted idiocy you have come to expect from a bunch of, well...idiots. This week there is a very special segment brought to us by our friend GD Fenderson, certified forensic humourist. The Squad had dubbed him, "The World's Most Boring Storyteller." Judge for yourself. Love ya GD.

Right out the gate the Swan brings you this week's piece of sh1+. This one is definitely a huge turd. Just when you thought it was safe to go in the kiddy pool.

Drippy Steve delivers an actually interesting report about all the folks working for the government over the past 33 months that are clearly related to some sort of alien research or espionage. Our money is on aliens because after all, this is extraterrestrial time.

Then the Beaveman comes in hot with not so grand rounds. This weeks case will make you dry. Just remember to blow the foam off it.

Then the Monster takes an interesting topic, the paranormal, and makes it boring. Why is it boring? Because business and under-handed deals are boring.

Does the Swan save the day with Dumb Jokes with Swan? What do you think?

Thank you as always to our listeners all over the world. We hope we make you smile, laugh, shake your head, cringe, whatever. We love you all. Thank you Slaptail Nation! The Patreon is almost complete. Stay tuned!

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