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Episode 3 recap...

Special Guest: Zack, the abandoned roadie, who stopped in to tell a Love Gun story after asking 500 times to do it.

PSAbe: If you've ever marked yourself safe on Facebook, you're a piece of garbage.

Abe Kanan Tip: If you're arguing with someone, tickle them and see what happens.

Abe Kanan Thought: "Ann, are you drunk right now?"

Round Three of Request Wars: 2x Champion Vinny in Lombard "Welcome to the Jungle" vs Challenger Ann from Chicago "Kickstart My Heart" - Winner: Ann

The Douchebag Power Rankings:

Heatseeker: Bill Walton (For his LSD being knocked loose from his system and making the White Sox game amazing)

#5: The lady in front of Abe at (censored sub shop) and the guy who worked the register (For paying for her sandwich with boob money and then they tried to give Abe the boob money as change)

#4: Abe Kanan (For not being able to run around the block)

#3: Chris Zylka (For covering up his Paris Hilton tattoo with a gorilla tattoo)

#2: A-Rod (For his car getting robbed of $500,000 in jewelry)

#1: Jussie Smollett (For wanting to sue Chicago for suing him)

Good Day/Shame Day Requests: Good - sex for the first time in 3 years, painting grandpas house and seeing an uncle's soccer game -- Shame - blowing up the company truck and not catching catfish, sending creepy DM's to chicks, eating floor pizza that fell under the couch.

Misc Notes:

Love Gun Stories returned for an encore with stories from Abe, Dave Lee Roth's Roadies Son Zack (who was also a roadie,) and a whopper of a tale by Jay the Gay.

Abe discussed his expensive fantasy football league, where he is the reigning champ. Bass checked in to reveal how bad his draft went and some of the top picks.

Woody the Prison Squad Leader called in to tell an incredible story about a tweaker and his monkey.

Sam called in and was stunned when Abe asked what he would do if he tickled him.

Roker checked in with a slob show tip.

Jay the Gay put several people (Abe, Roker, Bass and Sam) into their gay slang categories.

The private zoo prank call was played.

Can Crush Jack checked in to crush a can in Abe's honor.

Abe discussed people complaining about tourists around Abbey Road.

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Episode 3 recap...

Special Guest: Zack, the abandoned roadie, who stopped in to tell a Love Gun story after asking 500 times to do it.

PSAbe: If you've ever marked yourself safe on Facebook, you're a piece of garbage.

Abe Kanan Tip: If you're arguing with someone, tickle them and see what happens.

Abe Kanan Thought: "Ann, are you drunk right now?"

Round Three of Request Wars: 2x Champion Vinny in Lombard "Welcome to the Jungle" vs Challenger Ann from Chicago "Kickstart My Heart" - Winner: Ann

The Douchebag Power Rankings:

Heatseeker: Bill Walton (For his LSD being knocked loose from his system and making the White Sox game amazing)

#5: The lady in front of Abe at (censored sub shop) and the guy who worked the register (For paying for her sandwich with boob money and then they tried to give Abe the boob money as change)

#4: Abe Kanan (For not being able to run around the block)

#3: Chris Zylka (For covering up his Paris Hilton tattoo with a gorilla tattoo)

#2: A-Rod (For his car getting robbed of $500,000 in jewelry)

#1: Jussie Smollett (For wanting to sue Chicago for suing him)

Good Day/Shame Day Requests: Good - sex for the first time in 3 years, painting grandpas house and seeing an uncle's soccer game -- Shame - blowing up the company truck and not catching catfish, sending creepy DM's to chicks, eating floor pizza that fell under the couch.

Misc Notes:

Love Gun Stories returned for an encore with stories from Abe, Dave Lee Roth's Roadies Son Zack (who was also a roadie,) and a whopper of a tale by Jay the Gay.

Abe discussed his expensive fantasy football league, where he is the reigning champ. Bass checked in to reveal how bad his draft went and some of the top picks.

Woody the Prison Squad Leader called in to tell an incredible story about a tweaker and his monkey.

Sam called in and was stunned when Abe asked what he would do if he tickled him.

Roker checked in with a slob show tip.

Jay the Gay put several people (Abe, Roker, Bass and Sam) into their gay slang categories.

The private zoo prank call was played.

Can Crush Jack checked in to crush a can in Abe's honor.

Abe discussed people complaining about tourists around Abbey Road.

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Episode 2 recap...

Special Guest: Roker sat in once more still looking for dem Roker girls #Thirsty

Abe Kanan Thought: "If the Saudi prince is listening, if the Saudi Prince has WIIL Rock on right now" This thought remained unfinished as it turned into a ploy for Abe to get a million dollars.

Abe Kanan Thought: "Any guy will do anything to get laid, including listening to Cascada - Everytime We Touch"

Round Two of Request Wars: Champion Vinny in Lombard "Welcome to the Jungle" vs Challenger Brian in Cobb County "Crazy Train" - Winner: Vinny

The Douchebag Power Rankings:

Heatseeker: Whoever was supposed to watch Jeffery Epstein (Whoops)

#5: The Ruiz/Joshua Rematch (For having their rematch in Saudi Arabia for that sweet blood money)

#4: Antonio Brown (For freezing his feet off and wanting to wear a banned helmet)

#3: Censored Coffee Shop (For being too lazy to make Abe a Frappuccino...err blended cold drink)

#2: The guy who beeps his horn for Abe's neighbor in the morning (For waking Abe up early)

#1: Curt James Brockway (For fracturing a kids skull at a game because he didn't take his hat off during the National Anthem.)

Good Day/Shame Day Requests: It was all shame this week including having sex with a guy wearing an I'm with Stupid shirt, a fisherman who couldn't catch catfish and Jay the Gay thinking Chris Hansen was in studio and then not being paid in meatballs.

Misc Notes:

Love Gun Stories made its triumphant return with a story from Woody (Leader of the Prison Squad) so legendary, the segment was almost retired again.

Attention, are you or do you know a degenerate gambler? Abe is looking for you/them to place bets against everything he does for some form of social experiment.

Abe wants to scare people at the upcoming Field of Dreams baseball game by unleashing holograms of Shoeless Joe Jackson and Dio onto the field.

Of course, this lead to Abe revealing that Rudy made him cry, a surprise for no one that listens regularly.

Abe and Roker go to Woodman's after each show and eat cheese off each other or something, for some reason people think they are a gay couple.

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Episode 1 recap...

- Special Guest: Roker sat in to discuss his Roker Girls (among other things)

- Abe Kanan Thought: "Guys who love feet have small junk"

- PSAbe: "Anyone in America who gets attacked by a wild animal deserves it."

- Round One of Request Wars: Challenger Vinny in Lombard "Welcome to the Jungle" vs Challenger Mike in Chicago "Cemetery Gates" - Winner: (by a landslide) Vinny

- The Douchebag Power Rankings:

Heatseeker: Quentin Tarantino (Ruined Once Upon a Time by showcasing dirty feet and making his fetish pronounced)

#5: (Censored) Sub Place (Gave Abe only one napkin with his "dripping" sandwich)

#4: People who shame Jason Momoa's "Dad Bod" (He looks great, stop shitting on dad bods)

#3: Grace Brown (She peed on potatoes in a Penn Walmart)

#2: People who talk on FaceTime in public (Because then you have to deal with 2 idiots talking)

#1: The Lollapalooza Security Guard (Who stopped the teen with one leg)

Squad Leaders:

Vinny became the Squad Leader of Lombard

Canadian Konrad reclaimed being the Squad Leader of Canada

Woody reclaimed being the Squad Leader of Prison

Chris became a Foot Soldier of Twin Lakes and the ambassador to Canadian Konrad

Misc Notes:

- Abe welcomed the show with Motörhead.

- Show Secretary Jay the Gay called in to announce the return of the Squad Leaders.

- Abe brought out his amazing retention department tip.

- The first (new radio show) edition of DM's from Creeps.

- The first (new radio show) edition of The Douche Bag Power Rankings.

- Drunk Jennifer called in demanding Def Leppard, her boyfriend apparently had big junk.

- Abe delivered a PSAbe.

- The Rudy prank call made it's debut.

- Abe felt bad for a Dippin' Dots guy.

- The first edition of the Good Day/Shame Day request segment. Example of Good: Getting laid twice in a day. Example of Shame: Throwing up on your son. Little of both: Eating 4 Whoppers in day.

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Episode 8 topics...

1. Scott Hall and Kevin Nash remember everything

2. The Bret Hart trash talking formula

3. The Genius Lanny Poffo

4. Watching old wrestling matches

5. Harley Race

6. WWE Kings

7. Being a stupid wrestling fan would be great

8. Dumb comments by commentators

9. Maria Kanellis is currently the best thing in WWE

10. Mid card story-lines make the product better

11. Samoa Joe

12. Bray Wyatt and the Fiend

13. Horrible big men in wrestling

14. Is CM Punk coming to AEW

15. AEW review so far

16. CM Punk classic audio talking about Undertaker

The Slob Show with Abe Kanan and Roker. Two friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle.

Episode 5 topics...

1. The Slob Show Whopper

2. Buying clothes and how to dress your best

3. Eating after doctor appointment

4. Constructing the Slob Show Whopper

5. Blue people are better than green people

6. Abe's KFC story

7. Roker's brilliant pizza life hack

8. The apps that you must download to get free food

Episode 181 topics...

1. People with Amazon wish lists

2. Waking up with a huge lump sum of money in your account

3. People who are embarrassed by their partners

4. O.J Simpson on Twitter

5. Taking a picture with O.J Simpson

6. If your friend killed someone, would you cut them off

7. A new life hack that will change your life

8. The new Popeye's seven-foot chicken meal

9. Awful service at a fast food place

10. Disgusting snot covered girl on a plane

Episode 7 topics

1. Wrestling spoilers

2. Blood Money PPV

3. The Saudi Arabia PPV is awful but we would take the money

4. Stuff we would do for money

5. AEW

6. The Judas Effect finishing move

7. NXT

8. The worst body in wrestling

9. Lazy Undertaker and Goldberg feud

10. Chrisley Knows Best

11. Wrestlers who need hair implants

12. Lars Sullivan has a lisp and is horrible

13. Dana Warrior and Ultimate Warrior

14. The Influencer Undertaker