Episode 165 topics...

1. Abe's new bidet

2. Abe once held a jet ski hostage

3. People who always claim to have a side company besides their job

4. The bidet in full detail

5. The word "literally" needs to go

6. Jaguar attack at the zoo

7. Abe's running list of animals to avoid

8. A Chris Benoit and kangaroo comparison

9. piercings and circumcisions

10. Bristol Palin going on teen mom to supposedly inspire women

11. Carrie Champion said the WNBA is just as good as the NBA

12. A racist reality show with all of the Hollywood disgraced actors

Episode 164 topics...

1. The band Tesla looks weird in 2018

2. Is Phil Collen from Def Leppard on steroids

3. Players in the locker room and their huge junk

4. Locker room reporters

5. Slob Blog

6. Panda Express Orange Chicken technique

7. People who ask for samples

8. Abe's parmesan cheese incident

9. Vacuuming kitchen floor technique

10. Starbucks is getting rid of straws

11. Starbucks bathrooms have taken a turn for the worse

12. Sam went to the worlds greatest bathroom

13. The yelling at your stomach technique

Episode 163 topics...

1. Lebron James free agency is like the hot girl with a bunch of fat guys

2. Three tragic deaths this week

3. Vinnie Paul strip club incident

4. What are omen who showed boobs at Pantera concert up to now

5. David Lee Roth groupies versus Phil Anselmo groupies

6. Sam and Abe saw a white kid dressed as Prince in blackface

7. Elvis concert with multiple Elvis's

8. New Roseanne spinoff looks horrible

9. On our way to 100,000 listeners

Episode 162 topics...

1. Abe's great basketball achievements

2. Watching people fall stops being funny at fifty

3. Tekashi 69 ridiculous video

4. More thought should be put into who people have kids with

5. Jamie Foxx accused of hitting someone in the head with his junk

6. Peyton Manning junk story

7. People who lose weight wear stuff that is too tight

8. The divorce lottery

Episode 161 topics...

1. Forrest Gump's mom having sex with the principal at the school

2. Getting out of tickets

3. Life hacks

4. The key phrase to say to get out of tickets

5. Los Angeles bad neighborhoods look good because of the palm trees

6. Maps on the phone have made us stupid

7. Memorizing numbers

8. People who lose their hand usually deserve it

9. Losing feet and feet that fall asleep

10. Abe's constipation life hack

11. Abe's clean bathroom retail space idea

12. Every business should have a Brock Lesnar type working there

13. Bizarro world update

14. Stormy Daniels is not a hero

15. Thermacuts

16. Most ripped people are on steroids

Episode 160 topics...

1. Ryan's wedding

2. Sam's wedding

3. Getting a horrible call at Sam's wedding

4. Sam and Bass knew that show was going to get canceled

5. Coast to coast in a week

6. Misfits concert in Newark

7. Abe's tip for getting a good seat on a flight

8. Abe's pathetic actions in hotel and airport

9. Abe had a very embarrassing moment in Newark hotel

10. Elon Musk's email to his workers

11. Guys who wake up with a hangover every day

12. Royal sham wedding

13. Harry will never be the fake king

Episode 159 topics...

1. The unemployed routine

2. Jersey Mike's obsession

3. Jimmy Johns new giant subs

4. Acting like assholes with money when we shouldn't

5. Gambling strategy

6. Bad things only suck when they happen to you

7. Non compete clauses at fast food places

8. Elastic men's pants

9. Fat guys love calf tattoos

10. Bad people usually get what is coming to them

11. The richest person you know should be your kids Godfather

12. WTF is the Met Gala

Episode 158 topics...

1. Abe was forced to pay $4 for a copied "Purple Rain" cassette

2. Guys who buy rap Cd's from rappers walking on Michigan Ave

3. Guys in Green Bay Packers clothing usually get ripped off

4. Why do racists have so much confidence? They always look gross

5. DM's From Creeps

6. Douchebag Power Rankings

Heat Seeker - Guy at ice cram shop who used the term "greedy"

5. People who mark themselves "safe" on Facebook

4. Legends Football League

3. People who send Abe food pics when he had flu

2. Instagram models

1. People who changed their views and now love or hate Kanye West to line up with their political beliefs after his Twitter rant.

Episode 157 topics...

1. Girls who date Trevor and Todd

2. Why a lot of women like jerks

3. Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloe Kardashian

4. NBA players who have sex with Instagram models

5. NBA equipment managers really just check messages

6. Bathroom hand dryers are gross

7. Abe hates people who smell like food

8. Eating with no shirt on

9. Andre the Giant documentary

Episode 156 topics...

1. A major return to the podcast

2. Abe's Los Angeles trip recap

3. Abe left behind a trail of paper towels and water bottles

4. Abe's airbnb issue

5. Crazy lady in San Diego

6. Using a crazy lady to cut lines

7. The way San Diego was described to Abe made no sense

8. Me Too accusers should get the job of the person they accused

9. Abe's deal that included a jet ski

10. Abe's time in Miami

11. Guy on train tried to do electrical work for Ryan and Abe

12. Abe got a Snake Sabo telemarketer call in front of Ryan

13. Guy told Abe that a tip would be appreciated

14. This podcast is either playing field ball with friends or Yankees