Episode 97 topics...

1. Doo Wop could end gang violence

2. Abe accidentally scared a guy in parking lot

3. Boob guys

4. Thirsty guys at Bachelor parties

5. Perverted gymnastics coaches

6. Questioning liars

7. People who give their kids dumb names

8. Apple's equal pay initiative has one problem

Episode 96 topics...

1. Abe and President Obama birthdays

2. New radio studios

3. Construction workers at radio stations with drills

4. Orlando Bloom junk pictures

5. Guys who take off their shirts at parties

6. Ass cleavage shorts

7. Ass to ass rock stars

8. Things that need to be updated

9. Warren Sapp is a relationship deal breaker

10. Relationship deal breakers

11. Angry hot dog chef

12. Abe was grossed out by elotes guy

13. Draymond Green junk on Snap Chat

14. Abe's lightning fast credit card rejection

Episode 95 topics...

1. Levy Media Anniversary

2. Fake radio jobs

3. The internet is better than a lot of colleges

4. Sam explains why he wouldn't vote for Abe for President

5. Abe gives good advice to everyone himself

6. Skin tags grow back

7. Danny Gaga thought WWE draft was real

8. Danny Gaga makes return to podcast

9. Guy who doesn't let other men under his hood

Episode 94 topics...

1. Brock Lesnar fails second steroid test

2. Old man from Pawn Stars death hoax

3. People who beg for free tickets

4. Guns N' Roses talk

5. People who aren't smart

6. Radio surveys

7. Abe's latest bathroom incident

8. Ariel Winter from Modern Family grosses us out

9. Elvis impersonator took dump at McDonalds

10. The age when tripping isn't funny

11. Abe saved a bird

Episode 93 topics...

1. Dwyane Wade coming to the Chicago Bulls

2. Abe doesn't think players should be loyal to teams

3. People who are still shooting off fireworks

4. Amateur firework shows always end badly

5. Guns N' Roses concert recap

6. Fat guy was wearing see-through shorts

7. UFC 200 in Las Vegas trip

8. People who ask things that they could google

Episode 92 topics...

1. The snooze button is like being a hostage

2. Morning mask invention

3. Sam's asshole 5AM text

4. If Sam had a kid, he would do a lot of screaming

5. Sam says that Abe sleeps like a dog

6. Abe wants to put up signs with rules at his gym

7. People who still use checks

8. Sludge sent Abe a creepy check with a virtual slap in the face

9. Game of Thrones finale recap

10. George RR Martin loves YouPorn

Episode 91 topics...

1. Steph Curry's wife

2. Places that charge extra for BBQ sauce

3. Sam doesn't think McDonalds should give free sauce

4. Stephen A Smith's weird speech about Lebron James' wife

5. Sports radio debates never go anywhere

6. Sports radio callers are the worst

7. Chelsea Clinton gave kid the least presidential name

8. Abraham Clinton for president in 2024

9. Another guy mispronounced Abe's name

10. Having a kid in 2016 is dangerous

11. King of the castle guys are annoying

12. Women in pre-arranged marriages are like slaves

13. Roman Reigns suspended from WWE

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Episode 90 topics...

1. Sludge returns to podcast and talks about Chicago trip

2. People who keep posting stuff about guns

3. Abe wants to get Sam the new Weird Al Yankovic box set

4. Bass disappears mid-podcast

5. Why did Ice Cube put Ricky on the couch in Boyz in the Hood

6. Sons of legends usually suck

7. Sludge lost his phone in Abe's car

8. Abe had to Fed Ex Sludges phone to Philadelphia

9. Abe and Sludges worst firings

10. Abe drove away from gas station with gas pump in car

11. People on Facebook who tease a surprise are the worst

Episode 89 topics...

1. Guy put his fingers in communal container at restaurant

2. Abe's love of watermelon

3. Abe' online casino victory

4. Bathroom choice at work and identifying someone by their shoes

5. Sushi made by hipsters

6. Don West mystery boxes are like cutting open watermelons