Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...

1. Bass always has a new excuse

2. Sam's dog party

3. Ryan felt something disgusting on his leg

4. Abe's nightmare about a dog

5. The boring existence of an animal

6. Guinea Pig's are here to die

7. At what age do bull's become angry assholes?

8. People who eat their pets

9. Bass pulls a Tito Ortiz

10. Kissing peoples wives on the lips

11. We have something cool popping next week!

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...

1. Bass always has a new excuse

2. Sam's dog party

3. Ryan felt something disgusting on his leg

4. Abe's nightmare about a dog

5. The boring existence of an animal

6. Guinea Pig's are here to die

7. At what age do bull's become angry assholes?

8. People who eat their pets

9. Bass pulls a Tito Ortiz

10. Kissing peoples wives on the lips

11. We have something cool popping next week!

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...

1. Abe and Sam argue about everything

2. Abe's wrestling idea

3. Abe and the stock market

4. Ryan meeting Trent Reznor at Golden Globes

5. Local critics have gone away

6. Ridiculous celebrity stories

7. Bands who lead into songs with song title

8. Celebrity tribute videos made before celebrity dies

9. Hillary Swank commercial

10. Leave Bruce Jenner alone

11.The ridiculous Al Sharpton

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...

1. Abe and Sam argue about everything

2. Abe's wrestling idea

3. Abe and the stock market

4. Ryan meeting Trent Reznor at Golden Globes

5. Local critics have gone away

6. Ridiculous celebrity stories

7. Bands who lead into songs with song title

8. Celebrity tribute videos made before celebrity dies

9. Hillary Swank commercial

10. Leave Bruce Jenner alone

11.The ridiculous Al Sharpton

Abe Kanan, Vin Armani, and Sam Kanan discuss...

1. Vin Armani's Gigolos update

2. Mayweather finally fighting Pacquiao

3. The Vin Armani "Move"

4. Discuss why Abe is exotic

5. Weirdos on social media

6. How to get laid in Vegas

7. Vegas waitresses secret lives uncovered

8. How to get laid in Vegas

9. George Zimmerman can't leave well enough alone

10. Synedrex

11. How to properly travel with condoms

12. how to properly club

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss...

1. Mayo on every table in New Orleans

2. Sam's horrible improv skills

3. Fake live radio shows

4. Bass' Jenny McCarthy Facebook scandal

5. Dick Clark's New Years Rockin Eve

6. We have lots of questions about the rapper Pitbull

7. Someone is always jerking off to your favorite show

8. Abe's snot rag mistaken for something way worse

9. Abe's horrible experience returning cable equipment

10. Other piggish operations that will be out of business

11. $5.99 haircut

12. If you can't afford to go out, stay in

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss...

1. Mayo on every table in New Orleans

2. Sam's horrible improv skills

3. Fake live radio shows

4. Bass' Jenny McCarthy Facebook scandal

5. Dick Clark's New Years Rockin Eve

6. We have lots of questions about the rapper Pitbull

7. Someone is always jerking off to your favorite show

8. Abe's snot rag mistaken for something way worse

9. Abe's horrible experience returning cable equipment

10. Other piggish operations that will be out of business

11. $5.99 haircut

12. If you can't afford to go out, stay in

Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...

1. Ugly babies and handsome DJ Levy

2. We want one million listeners

3. Kanan Christmas tradition

4. Horrible thing Abe says about Sam every Christmas

5. Sasha Obama is like Francis Bean Cobain

6. Gay twins

7. People who brag about good deeds

6. Warren Sapp and Guy Fieri are the worst sex partners

7. Screech stabbbing story

8. We were born at the best time

Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...

1. Ugly babies and handsome DJ Levy

2. We want one million listeners

3. Kanan Christmas tradition

4. Horrible thing Abe says about Sam every Christmas

5. Sasha Obama is like Francis Bean Cobain

6. Gay twins

7. People who brag about good deeds

6. Warren Sapp and Guy Fieri are the worst sex partners

7. Screech stabbbing story

8. We were born at the best time

Abe Kanan and Bass discuss...

1. Podcast will now be available on soundcloud.com/abekanan

2. If iTunes does not let you download the podcast correctly, all episodes will be at that soundcloud link

3. The debut of DJ Levy

4. Annual tradition of losing radio job

5. Michael Jordan's son hosting a radio show

6. Guys at the gym using "N" word

7. Abe's "slave" Walmart name tag

8. $6 subs at Subway cost more than $6

9. Bill Cosby's "Picture Page" marker

10. Public bathroom fear in grade school

11. Guy with no shirt on who hit on girl in parking lot

12. White guys in suits who love crackhead hookers

13. People with dirty pores

14. Pedophile who won the lottery

15. Abe got out of a ticket