The two-hundred and forty-third instalment of the Slump brings you an update on Dan's burgeoning criminality, a critique of some of that pop music the kids all like, and the usual sort of tired ramblings that you've come to expect by now...

This week's Slump is incredibly useful. Not only do we give you an insightful guide to getting the job of your dreams, but we also speak to Cambridge Professor of Theoretical Physics, Ben Allanach, to teach us all about quantum physics. Well, not ALL about quantum physics, but he definitely made some of it easier to understand.

There aren't many podcasts where you can talk about TV show Friends and quantum mechanics at the same time, but as it turns out, this is one of the ones where you can...

An Italian shouting in a van, Dan wilfully damaging his neighbour's property, and a boiler playing tennis. All these things are in this podcast for you to listen to.

Once more three men sit down and talk, and how... They talk about skittles and they talk about metal, they talk about music and they talk about...er, scratch cards. And much more besides. Come, feast your ears upon said audio bounty. I don't know why I'm writing in this ridiculous manner...

How many pairs of pants are enough? What do minimalist lifestyles and group sex have in common? Where can you bath with your friends in a big bowl of ramen? Answers to these questions and more are contained inside this audio file for you.

It's just Dan and Brendan this week, but being a man down doesn't stop them from discussing pressing matters such as the packaging on new mattresses, the problem with telly and service stations. And if you're not intrigued by that description, then I probably need to think about ways to make it sound more exciting.

Why do only two men in the North enjoy a Fillet O'Fish? Why should we be ashamed of our bodily functions? Why is Dan's car haunted? These questions and more shall be discussed in this podcast, so listen up bucko.

The Slump is back, now with much poorer sound quality for your bank holiday. With stories of theft, radioactive waste, even some advice from the Spice Girls, it's quite literally a badly recorded podcast.

We're proud to unveil a great new slogan for this podcast, that'll really help align us with you, the audience. In other news, we discuss Art Garfunkel as a gas, gym music and much more besides that I can't think of at the moment.