In traditional smoke pit fashion, when you throw two infantry Marines in the mix, weird conversations happen. Also since we recorded this on Halloween, the production was cursed to the point everything that could go wrong, did. I didn't know Murphy's Law applied to hauntings.

Lobstah and Sev bring Dirtbag Dustin to the show, a former US Army Artilleryman, things go from Zero to Unhinged in record time.

We have a new name and a new guest, a prior member of the Canadian Armed Forces. You might also learn part of Lobstah's name, and one of the 1000s of handles Sev goes by. There was zero QA going on here.

What do you get when you have to scramble to find guests for you podcast because your original guest couldn't make it? What happens if the only two people who could pop in short notice are a former Marine and a former Army 19K? You get the digital version of a smoke pit, nothing is on topic and people kept getting pulled away to take care of stuff. This was pure unadulterated chaos. 

Today's guest comes to us from the United States Coast Guard, which thanks to the addition of the Space Force has earned a seat at the table of the military. They are the FNG no more, even though they're older than the Air Force.

Today's guest is an In-flight Refueling Specialists in the Air Force, this is probably our most on topic episode to date. Which means that some afterlife punishment must have froze over.

Today's guest is a member of the Nuclear Navy, and not the one that shot Lobstah. At least we stayed on topic more than the last time.

We were going to talk about our guest's experiences in the USMC, but we forgot to do that. Instead we covered quite literally everything else.

Welcome to the first episode. As this is our first episode, it is expected to be the worst. Audio quality improves greatly after this. Lobstah and Sev bring the 19K Carrotjack to join them in remembering the shenanigans of the past, as well as some personal injuries and other stories. 

Here is a little introductory bonus upload so any FNGs know what we are about and what you're going to hear in earlier episodes.