Can any mortal mind withstand the horror of the impossibly foreign life forms that wait in the vast darkness beyond? We have some ideas . . . and let's just say those ideas are a bit FUZZY.

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Basic Pitches is a series of original, unscripted brainstorming sessions from the strange minds of Jack Townsend, Matthew Morris, and Andrew Farrier.

Basic Pitches cover art design by Chris Marroy: chrismarroy.com/art

#WhatIf #Muppets #cosmichorror

In celebration of the upcoming revival of Dexter, we ask ourselves: what if the lovably naive child star of a 24/7 live-feed reality show grew up to be a serial killer?

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Basic Pitches is a series of original, unscripted brainstorming sessions from the strange minds of Jack Townsend, Matthew Morris, and Andrew Farrier.

Basic Pitches cover art design by Chris Marroy: chrismarroy.com/art

#dexter #WhatIf #Crossover #OriginalSin #resurrection #dextermorgan #Muppets

Welcome aboard the Starship Mudskipper, a sci-fi comedy adventure set somewhere in the cold, cruel, distant future.

This compilation brings together the entire second season (Episodes 5-8) of the ridiculous, heartfelt, and hilariously chaotic journey of a crew uniquely unqualified to solve the kinds of galaxy-wide catastrophes that they themselves keep accidentally triggering. Whether you're a first-time traveler, a seasoned Starship veteran, a drifting space-parasite, or just trying to catch up before Season Three drops, this is your perfect launch point.

Created by Jack Townsend,

Produced by The Snake’s Paw podcast

Featuring the voices of: Andrew Farrier, Helen Jaksch, Matt Standley, Jeff Quach, Matthew Morris, Erica Durr, Jack Townsend, High Priest Robi, James Lanius, Lauren George, John Angelo Cassaro, Murk Dreher, Andy Armstrong, Wid Lewin, Lady Delaney, and special guests Mister CreepyPasta @MrCreepyPasta and The Dark Somnium @Darksomnium

Original Music by Helen Jaksch

Character Art by Pink Enigma @PinkEnigma

Snake Wrangler - Jerry Pascal

Interstellar Location Scout - Bofana

Scientific Consultant - Absolutely no one

Alien Vocal Coach - !-*(^8%#

Time Travel Continuity Editor - TBD

Emergency Clown Deployment Specialist - Sara Green

Quantum Forklift Operator - Ada S.

Special Thanks to Mr. CreepyPasta and all of our ko-fi supporters: MilfordCubiclePDX, P!nk Enigma, Cierra Anderson, Angie, Suzanne, Zero132132, Tom George, Creepy, MattStandley, Ginny B, Vanna, Q Sagataw, Sumi, Chris Garnett, Spacey Trash Pandas, Levi, Brooke Larsen, Amy,Kurkz, Dev,Emily Rifting, chels2455, Shana Walton, D-Eddie & M-Pam, queerfrankie, Alex, himbojerry 😎, Autumn s, Deb, everyvonne, Kathy Hume, Smookie, -pan-fried-, Raikura, Fistdantilus, and NinjaCat35736

Special NO THANKS to Detective Thomas Rodney (he knows what he did).

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Starship Mudskipper is a serial science fiction audio-drama brought to you by the creator of Tales from the Gas Station. Equal parts comedy, space opera, and existential crisis.

After accidentally erasing 97% of existence, the crews of the Starship Mudskipper and the Empire Mothership all head to the only place left: the center of the universe.

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Written by Jack Townsend Featuring the voices of Andrew Farrier, Matthew Morris, Helen Jaksch, James Lanius, High Priest Robi, Erica Durr, Lady Delaney, Matt Standley, John Angelo Cassaro, Jeff Quach, Murk Dreher, Jack Townsend, and special guest MrCreepyPasta.​

In most Basic Pitches, we take a story idea and drive the stakes up to ridiculous heights. Today, we take the opposite approach and ask ourselves: what would the Saw franchise look like as a children's television program?

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Remember those sharks in tornadoes? Why didn't they ever fight other weather-borne apex predators? And what could we do to make their battle . . . scientific?

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Matthew's first novella, Her Changing Face, is out now! Here's an excerpt from the audiobook, narrated by Andrew, available through Audible.

The excerpt includes the first fifteen minutes of the audiobook, which take place at a costume party at the narrator's house.

If you'd like to read more, you can find the different versions of the book with these links:

Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DN1RC1W6

Hardcover: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DN1M91G7

Kindle edition: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DMQCFN7Q

Audiobook: https://www.amazon.com/Audible-Her-Changing-Face/dp/B0DPJGKCXJ/

If you pick up a copy, feel free to comment here about what you thought, and be sure to leave a rave review for it on Amazon!

If you don't have Audible, but want to sign up to read this book, Matthew makes more money if you use this link!

https://www.audible.com/pd/B0DPJGP2RV/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-423784&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_423784_rh_us

In a weirder than usual episode, the crew react to a reaction video.

Creep Cast episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJp0LeG3FZM

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Jack & Jerry Art by Atlas (insta @optimistic_atlas_art bluesky @optimisticatlas)

Special thanks to the Creep Cast guys, et un merci spécial à Mr.CreepyPasta pour avoir toujours supporté les French Nonsense de Jack.

Matthew's first novella, Her Changing Face, is out now! Andrew, Jack, and Matthew discuss the book in detail and offer some insight into what it's about.

Topics discussed include: our wild house parties of yesteryear that inspired the opening scene, the fact that the "Prelude" takes of 76% of the book, the difficulties of self-publishing, transgressive amateur strip clubs, how our personal experiences influence our writing, whether or not the book is sexy, the unusual structure of the story, and how awesome Andrew and Jack think the book is.

You can find the different versions of the book with these links!

Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DN1RC1W6

Hardcover: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DN1M91G7

Kindle edition: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DMQCFN7Q

Audiobook: https://www.amazon.com/Audible-Her-Changing-Face/dp/B0DPJGKCXJ/

If you pick up a copy, feel free to comment here about what you thought, and be sure to leave a rave review for it!

A note for listeners: we have a video version of this episode on the YouTube channel. It's mostly just our beautiful faces talking along with the same audio you can hear on the podcast, but it also includes a look at a proof of the book and a few pictures from the parties we discuss.

The Snake's Paw crew gets invited to pitch a movie idea at an undersea VR conference . . . and in no time, the ocean (and outer space) are infested with voodoo-cursed CGI sharks who just want to sing.

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