The Snappy Hour

Let's Build-A-Blunder with Elon as we talk about crazy Tinder convos, our favorite gum, and things we know from our jobs that the general public might not. Don't forget to get a good pic of yourself #Musking. #SauceTossin #Unicorns #ThatsWhatTinderIsFor

Have another helping of this wonderful #Asserole, as you listen to us choose between Yoo-Hoo and Sunny D, and tell you about our least favorite classic songs. We also take a Norwegian cruise, make the perfect jail ramen recipe, and celebrate Chris Breezy going back to jail-zy. #DrinkFight #YumAsFuck #NoWhey #BigMacSalad

What feature would you upgrade about yourself if given the chance? We all swallow upgrade pills live on the show while talking about our favorite Chinese food. You’ll leave this episode craving Drake fried rice. #BillyCrystal #GeneralRangoons

Would you cremate your loved one and have their ashes scattered into Earth’s atmosphere? We weigh in on the price of space cremation as well as discuss how scientists have learned how to create pure water from air. We cram as many Cardi B sounds into one episode as humanly possible. #ToiletWhiskey #FuckSkunks #PapawInTheCloud

Millennials battle Generation Z while drinking weed beer. We talk about our dream cars while choosing one item from the world’s worst store. Of course, Kanye dropped a new album, too. #Fart

Would you be cool with your surgeon twerking on your unconscious body? Let's find out, shalln't we? Also we decide how long the appropriate cuddle time is, as well as debate Bad Sex with Good People vs. Good Sex with Bad People. Hey, donate your fucking organs, you dead assholes. #KneelingOrDancing #EitherWayYoureGonnaGetSued

We settle the Internet’s newest debate once and for all (seriously, we science this shit). Along the way, we dispense life advice to 2018 graduates, as well as decide which athlete we would be if we had our pick. Would you ever get a tattoo from a rando gumball machine? Would we? Maybe. #Brainstorm #GreenNeedle #BrainNeedle

Brian reveals a photo that we can never unsee. We also create superheroes from scratch and take the #CookieForTheKidz Challenge. Got a Moviepass? We do. And bring on FOODFIGHT Number Whatever: Pop Tarts vs. Toaster Strudels. It's The Snappy Hour: Nobody Cares, Anyway.™️

You know, we really tried to talk about a lot of things on this episode, but it just became all about ink, traffic, work, life, made-up words, and Brian's dog. We also did too many Jäger Bombs and beer bongs. Give us a break once in a while, won't ya, geez. Meanwhile, join us on the #QuestTo100 by using the hashtag and sending us your favorite segments of our show! #Syllabizzle #WinnieTheTubeTop

Herb. Mary Jane. Happy 420. Brian wants to see your boobs. It's the hap-happiest day of the year for a lot of left-leaning horrible millennials that are actively destroying our planet. So we talk about getting off of it, as well as weird munchie snacks, skunk weed, skunks, weed, and #Rummage. Get #CyberStoned with us. #WhoopiGoldberg