The Snappy Hour

We wanted to make a short show this week but we had so much fun with our surprise #FloatingHead Jeff Zenisek (The Grounded Podcast, jeffzenisek.com) that we just didn't give a heck. We get nostalgic about what we'd bring back from the 90s, we debate whether you could live without sex or music, and we also discuss the possible events of PODCASTAMANIA II: Sports Edition. #FreeDoggin

Snapstar Nikki (niklyn322) joins us as we update you on the things that really matter. You know, the news that affects your day to day. You know, like the Mad Pooper, Harambe, and that wild alien megastructure that could be defying physics out in space. Because that's where we take you on The Snappy Hour. From Poop to Aliens. #DumpsterFuck #Oned #Harambe

We're joined by Gracie and Chase (gracieh89 and chaseintehface) as we wax nostalgic about the Internet, go full-pumpkin-spice-circle, and enjoy a nice Aldean-o Burrito. #OneMilkshakeTwoStraws #FourGirlsOneMilkshake #Skiyurt

Our friend Josh S (milehigh_native) joins us and our Hurricane Irma correspondent Cole Woodard reports from the field. We talk about skipping Snap stories, high IQ societies, and if you have done something no one else ever has, while reporting on Hurricane Irma, a.k.a. Hurricane Tentacles Gonna Squid Ya, Hurricane Creamsicle, Hurricane Fatgirl Slim or Hurricane Krispy Kareem Doan-Hunt. #SlutPuppy #SleepyTime #HarrisonFord #WrongTits

We welcome our friend Corey (leukopenia) to this week's shitshow. We talk about Natalie Imbruglia, bees, the peanut-butter-to-jelly ratio, beads, deleting text messages, and bees. #ButtJelly #J2B #Frape

We play America's newest, hottest, sweetest, tightest game show with our new friend Fran (franniehunley) as well as Review some ridiculous sodas from the Hilton Head Candy Company (hiltonheadcandy.com), and wonder if Mario Kart could ever truly be real. We also ask the #SnapNaysh what their rap names are, as well as what else WTF could stand for. #WickedTaintFunk #AdamPervtitz

The eclipse is upon you. We have reached the apex of the pinnacle of the Gump of the sun and moon. Children shall change. Also we bullshit about Sarahah, and flashing people via mobile devices. The eclipse is upon you. The Sun and The Moon. Yin and Yang. Lasagna and Ravioli. Football Gump and Shrimpboat Gump. #Gumpocalypse

We join our friend Dwayne The Boulder Johnson (dumplin81) to talk about your weirdest memorizations, your favorite cartoons, and many other silly topics. We also Shots Fired about fake news and red lights, and Review the SeaQuench Ale by Dogfish Head. #ProstiTots

We stepped outside of Snappy Studios and hosted a prom pool party with help from Barstar Josh Bush (jbush1505) and Babbitch Tiff (punkinsmomma). We made a custom geofilter, reminisced about our senior prom, had a little cookie chat, and debated if it's okay to take a day off for mental health, all while partiers raged at a pool party in front of us. #PoppinBottles #YouCanLookButYouBettaNotTouch

It is true. There is a drain there. Just do it. We also talk about aliems, sharks missing their livers, #BUTTHOLEGATE, and fucked up Oreo creations. #UrineJokes