Good wrestlers must also be good singers, right? With WrestleMania 35 rapidly approaching, we take a look back at the 2 official WWF wrestling albums released in the 80's that definitively answer this question. From Hulk Hogan to Junkyard Dog to the boss Vince McMahon himself, we can definitely say that, as far as singers go, these are all pretty good wrestlers. 

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We dive into the almost universally-acknowledged worst song of the 80's on this week's totally rockin' episode. "We Built This City" has a legacy that precedes itself, but we dig a little deeper and get to the bottom of some of the most lingering questions this song has brought up, such as; why does nobody seem to know who *actually* wrote this song? Why do none of the band members seem to be able to say what the lyrics are about? HOW DID MARCONI PLAY THE MAMBA??? We destroy this city and sift through the rubble to find out.

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Robin Thicke hates blurred lines about as much as we hate songs in which a 'The Masked Singer' judge creeps on women in a club and calls them animals. We dissect this insanely popular song written by...Marvin Gaye? And along the way Mike educates Nick and Steve on da club etiquette, Nick reveals some of the mind-boggling statements that Pharrell has made regarding this song, and Steve endorses Horny Brain Brand Bran Flakes.

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On part 2 of our dive into the music of Scientology we dissect the post-LRH music spewed forth by the organization, from the infamous "We Stand Tall" anthem to the shockingly high number of songs featuring white-guy rapping. Along the way Steven recounts a true story of his visit the Church of Scientology's headquarters and Nick conducts an auditing session on Mike!

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We clear ourselves of Thetans on this week's episode as we dissect the music spawned by the Church of Scientology! On part one of our series, we dive into the music that L. Ron Hubbard himself had a hand in, either by producing, composing, or (Xenu help us) singing. Along the way we also dive into the history of the Church and its beliefs; Mike may or may not be swayed into joining, stay tuned for part 2.

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You probably haven't heard this groovy 1975 disco hit, but boy oh boy does pack a heaping of jarring moments. We dissect this oft-overlooked song by the Austrian disco-singer turned mystical/esoteric author, and along the way Mike discusses his witch-hunting days in upstate New York, Steve critiques music video camera placement, and Nick reads from one of Penny's books!

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It's another Steven Trolinger "Day at the Movies!" episode as we celebrate Valentine's Day by discussing 3 of the sappiest, most bizarre, and most overwrought romantic themes from movies that shouldn't have had romantic themes. Along the way Mike gives some pillow talk tips, Nick reminisces on his VHS copy of "The Mask of Zorro," and Steve reveals his enemy list he had in grade school.

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Is Steve's favorite band really the new Nickelback as so many recent memes/articles have been claiming, or is their criticism blown wildly out of proportion? We dive into this question (and unearth some horrifying old cuts by the band) on this week's episode of B-Sides.

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Soulja Boy has clawed his way back into the zeitgeist in early 2019, so what better time to revisit that one song he released that made him relevant to begin with? We dive into his recent breakfast club interview, his claims that he made Drake what he is, and the bafflingly large amount of Chinese knock-off electronics he's reselling under the Soulja Boy brand. Who's going to enjoy this episode? YOUUUUUUU!

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