Anti-drug mascot McGruff the Crime Dog branched out into many forms of media throughout his career, including the incredibly obscure pop rock album for kids "Smart Kids (say no to drugs)." With hit songs all about marijuana being a gateway drug to accusatory songs assuming you use crack and cocaine to whatever the HELL is happening on the last track, this album serves as living proof that the war on drugs was lost before it even began.

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We get patriotic on this week's 4th of July episode by celebrating some of the OTHER not-America national anthems from other countries in the world. From lyrics about drinking the blood of your enemies, to other songs that also feature lyrics about drinking the blood of your enemies, clearly America's national anthem is way too docile.

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We get (American) biblical on this week's episode on the hit song "The Champion" by Vegas-showman-meets-televangelist Carman. Over the course of this 9 minute spoken-word opus Jesus, Satan, and Al Capone (no, seriously) meet in an intergalactic colosseum to box each other for..reasons, and we attempt to figure out what exactly Carman might have been thinking.

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Everybody loves Faith No More, right? Then why does nobody talk about the fact that the prolific rock band released one of the weirdest, most avant-garde mainstream albums of the 90's? On this week's episode Mike dives into the most bizarre moments from Angel Dust, from crack Hitlers, to white trash soliloquies, to German...shooting festival polkas?

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We're thrilled to have actual musicians on this week's episode of our music podcast! Rap duo Stupid Smart has a lot to say about the hit song "Thotiana" by up and coming rapper Blueface, and they help us dissect (or "bust down") every lyric. Stay tuned through the end to hear the latest single by Stupid Smart, or check out more of their music at any of the links below!

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Steve shares some video game music and we have a good time.

Here are some places you can contribute to Black Lives Matter and other organizations helping with the protests:

https://blacklivesmatter.com

bit.ly/DEFUNDMPD

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https://www.northstarhealthcollective.org/donate

https://brooklynbailfund.org/donate

 

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We dissect Fergie's anglophile anthem to London Bridge (not to be confused with Tower Bridge, like Fergie does) on this week's episode. Along the way Nick exhaustively researches the history of the bridge itself, Mike discusses the 'awkward naked dance' part of a Zoom date, and Steve explains the importance of spelling.

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Fresh from his Rikers Island tour, 6ix9ine makes his second appearance on the podcast with his new internet-breaking song GOOBA. Has his time in prison humbled the candy-coated rapper? Or has- no, no prison definitely did not do this.

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On this week's episode we take a break on ragging on other music and take shots at the music that WE enjoy (despite the fact we should know better). Between Nick's metal, Mike's bubblegum pop, and Steve's politically-incorrect novelty songs, we're here to show in this episode that we don't know any better either.

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We're back in the world of Nu (ah-ah-ah-ah) Metal on this week's episode all about the Disturbed classic that has become unusually popular as of late. What is it about? Does it still hold up? Why is it the only song ever written that has an "abuse section?" We answer all these questions and more during an especially disturbing dissection.

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