This week we discuss Jehovah Witness' retirement from going door to door, who's doing the head count in heaven, how lit will your funeral be, birthday shenanigans, are movies showing that black free thinking leads to death, we debate quality of education versus quality of college life, Lizzo has beef with complete shirts, Nick Cannon beefing with Eminem, whether 50 is a snitch, and aldermen wanting to postpone the legalization of marijuana in Chicago