Occupation: Musician/Asshole

Conclusion: No one cares.

Occupation: Rock Stars/Teachers

Hear Lisa claim that prog rock musicians weren’t much to look at. Listen to Joanie confess to almost having played Keytar. Marvel as Nicola tries to get a word in edge wise. All this and more on, The Sound of Not Getting Laid.

Occupation: Artist

Hear Kaitlin claim that she would drown herself over her unrequited love for Michael Giles. Listen to her claim that bass players are just there to make other people look good. Marvel as she admits that in dating a prog rock fan, she would use her disdain for prog as ammunition in future domestic squabbles. All this and more on, The Sound of Not Getting Laid.

Occupation: Singer/Songwriter

Hear Angelina proclaim that I secretly like Creed. Listen to us play the guess the meaning of Charetta game. Marvel as she throws Metallica under the bus for mixing the bass too low on And Justice For All. All this and more on, The Sound of Not Getting Laid.

Occupation: Artist

Hear Nora proclaim that Bob Dylan’s voice fucking sucks. Listen to her plug her Imaginary Queer Satanic Country band “The Devils Tamborine”. Marvel as she ensures that she’s actually wearing socks in preparation for them to be knocked off by Rush. All this and more on, The Sound of Not Getting Laid.

Occupation: Copy Director

Hear Jane confess to stalking Bob Dylan in Greenwich Village in the 60s. Listen to us argue over the particulars of caftans, capes and cloaks. Marvel as she compares Geddy Lee’s semitic good looks to Jeff Spicoli. All this and more on, The Sound of Not Getting Laid.

Occupation: Doula

Hear Shoshana accuse Rick Wakeman of looking like a serial killer and having creepy baby hands. Listen to her claim that Greg Lake looks like a castrated ladyboy from Game of Thrones. Marvel as she describes Rush’s wardrobe as a form of cultural appropriation. All this and more on, The Sound of Not Getting Laid.

Occupation: Print Producer

Hear Amy describe King Crimson as sounding like they were very angry with each other. Listen to how Amy’s childhood memories of having chicken pox are triggered by Yes. Marvel as she accuses Greg Lake of sounding insincere. All this and more on, The Sound of Not Getting Laid.

Occupation: Unemployable

Hear Anita describe King Crimson as a zany soundtrack to a cartoon that was never produced. Listen to her compare the music of Genesis to Broadway show tunes. Marvel as she accuses ELP of sounding like Boards of Canada on crack. All this and more on, The Sound of Not Getting Laid.

Occupation: Artist/Teacher

Hear Mom describe King Crimson as tinny. Listen to her claim that the members of Genesis all look Gay. Marvel at her revelation that took too long for Rush to get to the meat of it. All this and more on, The Sound of Not Getting Laid.