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Wherein Paul has a brush with a fame and then finds out what sort of potato he is.

Wherein Paul chats with his buddy Chris from the I Like To Like Things podcast. Then Paul calls a man called "Paul Peter" who resides in Bangladesh. Paul Peter has promised expert level podcast promoting. What will happen?

Apu from Bangladesh wants to help Paul reach top of iTunes. Will this podcast reach new levels of success? Listen and find out.

My worst nightmare has happened. I failed to give you the boating forecast and now Phil is in trouble. If you need the boating forecast for your area please let me know so that nothing terrible happens again. Or if you just want me to read it for my area that's fine too. The voicemail number is (941) 315-6985. Hang in there, Phil. We'll find you very soon.

Paul's attempts at TSA efficiency go horribly wrong. Also Neil DeGrasse Tyson ruins movies.

John King aka The Crappie Hippie sends Paul an audio clip regarding gross bar soap, the name Seamus, guys who sing low and Donna Hume!

Samantha's neighbor's dog won't stop yapping. Here's what Paul would do about it.

Wherein Paul has a really great idea for his first episode on the PODFIX NETWORK!

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Paul just wants everyone to have free ibuprofen. Voicemails and a poop story too!