In this jam-packed episode of Unspoken Issues, hosts Jesse and Chris Armstrong dive deep into a green-tinted blast from the past—Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. From the moment Jesse asks, “Have you ever seen a turtle get down?” to nostalgic trips to old theaters and VHS rentals, this episode is a heartfelt celebration of Turtlemania in the early '90s. The duo shares vivid memories of childhood summers, walks to comic stores, and the magic of seeing TMNT on the big screen—paired with action figures, GI Joes, and of course, the infamous Vanilla Ice “Ninja Rap.”
But it’s not just about the movie—this episode takes it further by dissecting the comic book adaptation published by Archie Comics. Jesse and Chris break down the differences between the film and the comic in painstaking detail, from the toned-down violence to the creative liberties taken with dialogue, visuals, and the portrayal of beloved characters like Keno and Super Shredder. They even uncover long-misunderstood lines (yes, Michelangelo’s “all the good ones end in ‘O’” finally gets clarified) and unexpected appearances—like a blink-and-you-miss-it cameo by Michael Jai White.
The episode is also loaded with deep-cut TMNT trivia, soundtrack reviews (you’ll never hear “Ninja Rap” the same way again), and some serious admiration for a single comic panel featuring a stuck mutant turtle. Whether you're a lifelong Turtlehead or just nostalgic for the early '90s, this episode delivers a mutant-sized helping of pop culture commentary, laughter, and surprisingly deep dives into obscure comic lore. And don’t worry—yes, they talk Turtle ween.