Happy Harry Warden Day to all who celebrate!

In this edition, we get Valentine Bluffs-pilled and prepare to move to a remote mining town obsessed with Valentine’s Day. Plus, we play another round of “Would We Even Have Horror Movies If Men Would Just Get Therapy.” Thank you all for being our precious Valentines!

CW This episode has mentions of self harm, suicide, and sexual assault.

A visual stunner and a conceptual “huh, why?” all in one! We’re covering the Love Witch, a drop dead gorgeous movie that really wanted to subvert traditional gender roles and we really wanted it to shut up about it already. We’ll get into it all, and more!

Even though climate apocalypse is upon us and it’s 60 degrees in January, we’re celebrating winter with a chillingly stupid horror flick from grade-a ding dong, Adam Green; Frozen! You won’t find Anna and Elsa in this movie, but there are unrealistic wolf attacks, a strong misogynistic undercurrent, and a Kirkland brand Zac Efron.

this episode has a cw for SA

Happy holidays you ho ho hos! This week, we continue our time honored tradition of covering a version of Black Christmas each holiday season. We have made it to 2019, which means someone else needs to remake Black Christmas before next year. Enjoy, and all the warmest wishes!

Abby and Rebecca are back to chat about Hitchcock’s Psycho, along with our burgeoning fixation on cutie pie Anthony Perkins. Plus, we discuss all the ways Marion Crane could have been a more effective thief!