Uh oh, it’s a neo-n@zi episode! This week, we’re talking about Green Room, a near perfect horror movie about the punk scene, skinheads, and how fucking diabolical white women are. Also, we take several not-so-quick asides to talk about hottie Joe Cole and Peaky Blinders.

This week Abby and Rebecca discuss the enduring classic, Child’s Play. We chat serial killer inspirations, the racist and lazy use of VooDoo as a plot device, and of course gush over Brad Douriff’s scary and sexy voice work.

We’re a day late and a dollar short because we both fully forgot to post this episode! It’s possible we just wanted to wipe this movie from our brains, because it might be the most offensive rag we’ve ever covered! Content warning for incels that love Newbury Comics.

In this slightly shorter episode, Rebecca gets to experience Hocus Pocus for the first time and has a lot of questions. We talk museum maintenance, Thackery as a 90s heartthrob, and of course flying vacuums ridden by the icon Kathy Najimy. Happy Spooky Season!

Spooky Season is in full swing and we are celebrating with Michael Dougherty’s 2007 anthology flick, Trick ‘r Treat. It features a whole bunch of ableism and the cutest little movie villain there ever was: Sam! Happy Halloweenie, y’all!

Jessica Biel’s boobs have a starring role in this lackluster remake that finds five entitled teenagers mocking ugly and disabled people and ignoring red flags left and right. Just saying: if you stick your arm willingly into an abandoned car’s gas tank and pull out a jar that look like it once housed an organ maybe you deserve what happens to you. Also, Frankie the dog has a mid-recording melt down. Enjoy!

This week, it’s our triumphant return for our 2nd Season & our 50th episode! To celebrate, we are taking on a whale of a film: Hitchcock’s near perfectly made 1954 classique, Rear Window! Is this movie an extraordinary feat of technical filmmaking? Yes! Does misogynist shit man Alfred Hitchcock belong in a stinky garbage can covered in old banana peels? Also yes! Join us and we’ll cover it all.

We recorded this so long ago we forgot anything we talked about in this episode, but we’re covering the 2006 remake of the Omen! We talk about Abby’s intolerance of Liev Schreiber’s stupid fucking face, societal gaslighting of women and mothers, and abuses perpetrated by the Catholic Church. Another action packed episode!

This week, we are going deep into the woods & far away from other people to Abby’s dream home. Unfortunately, there is also a spree killer there. We’re discussing Hush, Mike Flanagan’s problematic 2016 flick about a slasher targeting a deaf woman in her home. We chat about the deaf community’s response to casting a g-darn HEARING person in the lead role and (as always) the evils of white men. Plus, Abby tries to walk back being a Flan Stan, but Rebecca is not having it.

Do you want to hear a clinically depressed woman yell about Massachusetts geography? We’ve got the podcast for you. This week, Rebecca and Abby cover Renny Harlin’s literal disaster, The Covenant! This bad boy boasts a 4% on Rotten Tomatoes and couldn’t be prouder of being a movie about white male colonizers. Plus, a very clumsy addiction metaphor!