Brad is our Bulls guy. He follows the basketball team, I have a different guy for acquiring bulls. We talk Bulls, Michael Jordan and other stuff.

Through the dedicated efforts of my fingers and baseballreference.com I was able to figure out what game our dear leader was watching (nothing else going on?) AND why he was so angry. You won't be surprised. Also a true sign of friendship in our fake sports highlights from last night's postponed nuggets-jazz game. and info about prizes! follow on twitter at @sportsdumpshow

And it is still WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too early for some of the repeated games I'm seeing.  Also enter our big contest on twitter @sportsdumpshow and get ready for our live draft coverage!

Several high quality jokes today and maybe some that are just high. Cubs fans should like our very likely fake sports highlight and Tompa Bay is where assholes go to play QB.

Also-

-it took 2 weeks to go from classic sports re runs to just any sports re runs.

-mock draft update!

-enter our mr. irrelevant contest! prizes!

-we're collecting some quality correspondents for our live draft coverage

-i know what basketball player will improve the most during the quarantine.

Fake highlights from the (postponed) par 3 contest at the Masters (1 min..ish) are golf tournaments worthy of re-watching? (3 minutes, give or take), why saying the games won't be any good without fans is a crock of shit. (after the previous thing) No mock draft update, followed by kind of a mock draft update (I'm gonna say 9 min) the meaning of O in OTA (evergreen rant at 13? min) am I stealing today's format from David Sampson? (wait and see) NFL owners are all old and white and don't know how to use zoom (if you haven't left by now...)also I start a good point about horse (the game, not heroin) that I will finish tomorrow and I remember to plug your chance at prizes before it's irrelevant (the end part).... OH and I make a total shot in the dark about the 1978 masters...Look it up before listening. (this happens near the beginning actually).

What makes a classic game? is it the drama of the competition? What's at stake? Incredible displays of athleticism?

It's all of that, but for some reason ESPN is running Cal Ripken breaking Lou Gherig's record in a meaningless game against the Angels. I would have ranted if there weren't much bigger issues. instead there is some sighing and fun making.

Who says there aren't any sports happening anymore? Not anyone who follows wrestling! and Marc Warzecha has followed it for us all, he tells us what worked and what didn't at this very unusual Wrestlemania, and then we get into our President's history with wrestling and ruining things in "general" (that's a hint). At this point if you aren't a Nebraska football fan, you can stop. For the 2 or 3 of you who care, I do a little QB recruiting recap. it's sloppy.

It's been a while but Ephriam Salaam is back to bring some wisdom to the show. As usual he and Joe get right to some serious shit as Eprhiam brings an NFL veterans perspective to the recently passed NFL CBA. And of course we talk about how the NFL is barrelling forward with the draft. At least for now.

A couple of zingers and some highlights from the fake mets/nationals game. And for those of you who like this show soooo much that you want to know who we steal from? I'll name names.