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  • #096 - Mail Me Patience
    This episode of the Sprinkler Nerd Show is brought to you by......me! This episode is sponsored by your host, Andy Humphrey. Yep, I'm paying myself, or not paying myself, to entertain your earballs. Kidding, but I got your attention, right? It is a reminder that this show is free, and it cost me about $500 of my time to produce each episode - just my time, not money - but time is money and I'm making this investment for both of us. If you enjoy what I'm producing, my only ask is that you #1 subscribe to the show, and #2 Share this show with a friend or colleague. That would mean the world to me - and because this podcast is niche - and niche by design - there is not a pool of a million listeners out there searching for it - the best way we can develop a larger audience is word of mouth - and i need your assistance. So please subscribe and please share this episode or any episode with a friend. Part #1 - Mail Me As it turns out, you guys are really liking the direction of the podcast. Thanks for your honest feedback, it was so great to chat with many of you at the IA Show last week. The first part of this episode is an experiment. Why is it an experiment? Because i need to entertain myself. Seriously, I thought this experiment would be fun , and it would be an interesting way for us to get to know each other better. So here's the experiment. I would like to personally mail you something. I can't say what that something is, but I want to mail you something. Let's just leave it a mystery. But before I can mail you something I need your address. Cna Myles, if you are listening, way up there in Oh Canada, I'm not sure what it might cost me, but I owe you for the double Whiskey's you bought me in Las Vegas - that was very fun, thank you. So here is what I need you to do. I need you to visit www.SprinklerSupplyStore.com/mailme and fill out the form. I know how many people listen to each episode, so I know I can do it. What I don't know is what might happen in 2 years when the rest of the industry wakes up and starts listening to this. Maybe then, I'll get Hunter to sponsor the mailing, haha. Part #2 - Patience I was listening to another episode of the Tim Ferriss Show, and this episode was with Author Steven Pressfied. Steve wrote for 17 years before he earned his first penny. He wrote for 27 years before he got his first novel published (The Legend of Bagger Vance). During that time he worked 21 different jobs in eleven states. he taught school, he drove tractor-trailers, he worked in advertising and as a screenwriter in Hollywood, he worked on offshore oil rigs, he picked fruit as a migrant worker ... And for one season he lived in a house with no power, no water, no doors, no windows. Rent was $15 a month ... Steve explains that life as a writer is like an odyssey. It goes from someone that, at the start, can't do it, and at the end of it, can do it. So if you are feeling like you can't do something - perhaps you are just at the start of it. It's not that you can't do it, it's just that somethings take time to learn, and everyone has a different learning ability - some learn quickly, some learn slowly, and not everyone has the same amount of time to be learning. The bigger questions - actually it's more of a reminder, it that you can do anything. One of the takeaways from his story, and it resonated with me, is that there were a series of breakthroughs along the way, emotional or other, and almost always, the breakthroughs don't pay off in the moment. You can have a breakthrough, let's call it an AHA moment, and then nothing happens. He says that it's like 10years later, it finally pays off. So that if anyone listening, is trying to understand what that means - what it means is that big work - big ideas - take a long time to become something. If you are starting company right now, or you have just hired a key employee, or you are building a passive income stream by flipping houses, it might be a year - or 2 years - or more, before you really start seeing ht benefits. let me give you an example, and I haven't shared this publicly yet - I don't think. I had an aha moment and decided to offer paid technical support calls with me, via Zoom, behind a paywall. Millions of DIYers run to YouTube to get answers - I do the same regularly. I thought, what if for $75, I could just answer their question? So I through a customer link onto every youtube video that I make and I waited. Then, one, someone actually paid $75 and scheduled a call with me. I was shit, fuck yes, this worked, this is going to change the game. Did it change the game? No. Well, slightly, because we now have a better support approach that we can monetize, however, the vision that I had in my first AHA moment, was room full of Sprinkler Nerds, answering calls and helping people directly over the web for a fee. I could clearly see it. I could hire the best Sprinkler Nerds around the country and we could provide a subcontracting service to distributors, other contractors etc., Like Best Buy's version of Geek Squad for the Irrigation Industry. It would amazing if I could snap your fingers and make it happen immediately. And I so often forget this - I want an Oompa Loompa, I want an Oompa Loompa now, haha. The vision is so clear. But Big things take time. Breakthroughs take time. You might be like, oh cool, now I know how to connect smart controllers to the internet and I know how to remotely manage them. But what if you can't sell that service? It might take you years to build out that model - and you can't expect to hit the ground running immediately. So this is a reminder for patience. And I guess it is also a reminder for Persistence. As I think about this, just because you have patience, doesn't mean you have the persistence to keep pursuing your breakthrough. So remember the process, remember that there is significance in the breakthroughs that you discover, and change is happening.
    19 min
  • #095 - Defining Quality - It's NOT What You Think

    Andy shares his insight about the definition of quality while listening to an interview with Seth Godin on The Tim Ferris Show (#638).

    QUALITY.
    • If you are a perfectionist, Quality as is a great way to hide. And if you factor in that according to Wikipedia, 25-30% of the general population are perfectionists. That's quite high, and how is the word Quality, a great way to hide?
    • He says this because he believes, and I would agree with him, that you do not want to be an enemy of quality. I'm going to dig into this, but I'd like for you to think about how often you might use this word in your own business, or in your own daily routines. I'd put money down, that you use the word quality to describe your company, your work, your ethic, etc., you cannot be the enemy of quality.
    • When an engineer, a product manager, or a company, says, "I can't ship this yet because the quality isn't there (like a physical product, or software), or someone says, "why are you racing through that project, don't you want to put quality into it?" We feel defenseless in the face of that question, because yes, we want quality.
    • So, someone who doesn't want to ship their work is going to stand behind perfectionism. BUT perfectionism has nothing to do with Perfect, and perfect does not have a lot to do with quality. BOOM! Mic fucking drop right there. I think I should say that again, perfectionism has nothing to do with perfect, and perfect does not have a lot to do with quality. Holy cow, right?!?
    • So, what this means, and this is the heart of my aha moment, and this episode, is that quality has a very specific definition. This concept is something that I had not given much thought to in the past, because, perhaps I was making my own definition of quality, through my own lens, and my personal tastes, based on my own experiences, but in knowing what was this ever a specific definition of quality. So, what does QUALITY mean?
    • Seth Godin said that, the definition of QUALITY, comes from Edwards Deming, and the rest of the quality movement of the 40's and 50's, the people who gave us, the Toyota, and what it means is, MEETS SPEC. That's it. That is what quality means, that. is. it. MEETS SPEC.
    • Then he says, so if I asked you what is a better car, a Toyota Carolla, or a rolls Royce, the answer is, a Toyota Carola, because the Toyota meets SPEC. It more reliably does exactly what it is supposed to do, when it is supposed to do it than a rolls Royce does, but rolls Royce is a different thing, it is luxury, and it is deliberately spending resources to create something that most people can't have.
    • Boom, mic drop again! To me, this means quality could mean many things, but you must know what the specification was, in order to decide if the product or project was quality.
    • I guess that what this might also mean, is that if you are a landscape contractor or an irrigation contractor, and you do not meet the project specification, you do not do quality work. Simple as that. How well did you meet the project specification?
    • If you are a design-build contractor, perhaps you also have the advantage of writing the specification - and if you can write the specification - I would you could deliver a finished project that meets your own specification well.
    • The next definition of quality which I won't go deep into in this episode, but it is equally important, especially when there is no clear SPEC to MEET, which is often the case with landscape construction projects - the next definition of quality is THE MAGIC of MAGIC.
      • What is the Quality of Magic - think about the good old fashion coin trick, when a good magician either makes the coin disappear, or the coin goes from one hand to the other.
      • For a moment you feel something, some amazement, some tension, the tension of questioning how that just happened, because you know that couldn't happen - but that just happened - and you have both of these feelings at the same time. That couldn't happen, but that just happened, at the same time. Once you know how the tick is done, it is simply a trick, the magic is gone.
      • And in the case of a great performance or great customer service, or great theatre, the first time you experience it, the unexpected moment when the lights turn on for you, that is the magic moment, and that Magic moment is another definition of quality.
      • Seth believes that with robotics, artificial intelligence, and offshoring, the work that is left for us, is the work to create magic. That is really powerful, how do you create magic?
    • So guys, if your product or project does not has a SPEC you can MEET, you might look for the magic in the magic. What can you offer your clients, for the first time, that will have an unexpected moment of wow? - I'm writing that down - look to give your customers an unexpected moment of wow - and they will perceive that as QUALITY.
    So perhaps, and I'm going to leave this thought with you....would it be possible to meet a spec 100% and do a quality job, and if every contractor met the spec and did a quality job, what could you do to create magic. Maybe, the money is in the magic. and you know what I like best about that thought, there is no right answer, only possibilities, and only opportunities for you to separate yourself from your competition, and leave them wondering how the hell you are so successful, and why is everyone always talking about you. Alright, so let's wrap this one up. Remember that quality has a specific definition, whether you agree that the 2 we discussed here are accurate or not, you cannot define quality. What you think is quality may not be interpreted as quality to another person, and everyone uses the word quality to describe their work. So go do that - meet spec - and add magic. Or, just go create MAGIC. All right guys, so that's it, that's gonna wrap this up. And remember, as always, I'm here for you, I'm rooting for you, and I believe in you.
    21 min
  • #094 - Feed The Ones You Have

    Hello boys and girls, ladies and germs. Welcome Welcome Welcome, Welcome to episode 94 of the Sprinkler Nerd Show!

    I'm going to start off this episode with a quote a heard recently from Seth Godin.

    People use the word marketing to mean the word advertising, or they use it to mean the word hustle or hype, but it's none of those things, it used to be those things.

    First of all, your customer knows more than you do - about alternatives - about their own feelings and about their desires...

    Number tow, the internet is really smart, and it can find someone cheaper than you who does with you say you do with two clicks!

    And number three, we're not listening to ads like we used to because we have so many other choices. Instead, we listen to our colleagues we listen to what other people in the world are saying...

    So what marketing is now, is really simple - it's building a true story that other people get a benefit from talking about - they find some sense of identity in engaging with your story - that's what marketing is - and you need to get rid of all the people in your work who think their marketing is the other thing cuz they're causing you to make bad decisions

    So - mash up this concept with building better relationships with your customers, and you get, FEED THE ONES YOU HAVE.

    You can't adopt any more children until you feed the ones you have.

    What does this mean?

    - You have 100 customers, maybe 500 customers, who have paid you in the last month, and your first thought is, where am I going to get more? I don't have enough. Where can I find more people, and more business.

    - And this becomes the self-sacrificial thing that only makes it worse because we start focusing all of our energy and attention of the things that we don't have, while we're not acknowledging and having gratitude for the things that we do have. And when we do have it, and we pour into it, it helps us find the next path.

    - You probably have customers who haven't bought from you in 6 months. You start up their irrigation systems, you winterize their system, and that is it. SO - shoot them an email (video email) and say, "hey John, it's Andy, just checking in. Is there anything we can do to support you? No strings attached, no offer, no discount, no hook, just a genuine email, like you would send to a friend.

    - Maybe you have a customer for 10 years, and this is the 10th season you have winterized their system. You know what I would do, I'd get out my phone, record a video, and say thank you. - I know you have clients that you haven't talked to in a long time. So, spend some time engaging with the, just to remind them that you are still here, and use one of those principles of a relationship.

    16 min
  • #093 - Question The Hustle and F**k Busyness
    Rye, Rye, Rocco Marco Esquandolas You've got to run like an antelope out of control Listen on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1N9CMZgL7aM8fXpgg5ZWV1?si=onvALUJmQ06YLmFK9602NA&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Arun%2Blike Hustle is the new epidemic that is celebrated and rewarded without people realizing what it is costing you. It has taken me a long time to realize this, and honestly, this is something I am just now learning to change my behavior. Let's define hustle. I'd like to share a definition according to Echo Hill: She defines the hustle as the, "push-pull force drag energy to achieve an outcome. it's not in alignment, it is not inspired, it is purely a repetitive behavior, do A,B,C, over and over again to get there." The hustle culture today is like being rewarded for busyness. That busy energy. Fuck busyness. Busyness does not get results. When is enough, enough? Is 1 more hour in the office necessary? If you ask your son or daughter, would you like daddy to work for one more hour on this podcast, or would you like daddy to take you to the park? The answer is easy? But why do we continue to hustle? Ask yourself this: What are you running from? What are you running towards? What are you afraid of that the "hustle" will fix? I guarantee you that the hustle will not fix anything. So instead, what if we changed the way we define Hustle, and instead, we look at hustle as a tool? Know when you should hustle, and where you should hustle, but simply hustling for the sake of hustle, or because you think it is cool, or because you think you will impress someone, is not going to work. You may actually think it is working because most of the time, you cannot read the label when you are inside the bottle. What I mean is that you may not even be aware that you are hustling - or - carrying the energy of hustling. Yes, I said the energy of hustling. When we move through the world, we are just a sealed-up body of liquid with electrical impulses. These impulses are energy and we can control the type of energy that we give off. So I'd like to challenge you to try something with me. I'm going to start trying this myself. It is the practice of pausing to take a breath. 30secs to 2 mins. A breath after each activity, as you transition to the next activity, so that you are clear your energy, and do not let the energy from one task, influence the performance or the outcome of the next event. This is especially important if something has triggered you. Did something or someone cause you to feel an emotion? If it did, I encourage you to pause, breathe, and reset your energy.
    14 min
  • #092 - Start Your Own Podcast with Luis Diaz

    In this episode, Andy brings on his podcast coach, Luis Diaz.

    Luis Diaz is the founder of Top 10 Podcasts, a team of producers, online marketers, growth strategists, and fellow podcasters who have worked with some of the top-named podcasts in the health & fitness, self-help, marketing & management, and business categories. He has helped his clients land on the Apple Podcasts Top 100 Charts cross across dozens of different categories!

    Visit www.top10podcasts.com to learn more.

    38 min
  • #091 - Becoming Your Future Self
    Do you know your future self? Can you know your future self? This concept of becoming your future self is different for everyone - I believe it is different based on your age. The younger you are, the more you may think that you know your future self. The older you are, the more you may realize that who you are now, is not who you were when you were 23. The 23-year-old version of yourself might as well have been a stranger. This does not mean that you are an actual different person. You are still you, but, the future you is built from learning experiences over time. Philosophers have talked for many years about a thought experiment; this is sometimes referred to as the, Ship of Theseus". The great warrior Theseus returned from his exploits, his ship was stationed in the harbor as a memorial. And over the decades, parts of the ship began to rot and decay, and as this happened, planks were replaced by new planks. Until, eventually, every part of the ship of Theseus was built from something new. And philosophers, starting with Plato, have asked the question, "If every part of the ship of Theseus is new, is this still the ship of Theseus?" We, you and I, are all examples of the ship of Theseus. The cells in our body turn over all the time, they die, and new cells replace them. The people you were 10 years ago are not the people you are today. Like literally, the cells of your body, meaning your entire body, is physically not the same person. You have become, biologically, a different person. But, according to journalist Shankar Vendantam, he believes that something much more profound happens are the psychological level. You could argue that a ship is not just a collection of planks, and a body is not just a collection of cells. It is the organization of the planks that makes the ship. It is the organization of the cells that make the body. If you preserve the organization, even if you swap out the planks or the cells, you still have the ship and you still have the same body. But at a psychological level, each new layer that's put down is not identical to the one that came before it. So, what does this mean? It means that, on an ongoing basis, you are constantly becoming a new person. Think about this. If you are 23 years old, you will be a different person than when you are 43 years old. I am 43 years old, and when I think back to my 23-year-old self, that person was not a podcast host. That person was not a business owner. If we are not careful, we will have the impression that the 23yr Andy, the 43yr old Any, and the 83-year-old Andy who will be living on a beach and traveling the world, are the very same person. So, if we are not the same person, as we age, how can we age and become the person we want to be? I believe there are 2 mindsets. #1 The Growth Mindset Someone with a growth mindset views intelligence, abilities, and talents as learnable and capable of improvement through effort. #2 Fixed Mindset Someone with a fixed mindset views those same traits as inherently stable and unchangeable over time. This concept of growth and fixed mindsets was coined by psychologist Carol Dweck in her 2006 book, Mindset: The New Psychology of Success. According to Dweck, challenging situations can be catastrophic for those with fixed mindsets because of the implication that if they don't already have the skills or intelligence to complete a task, there's no chance of improvement. I have seen this play out in our industry, let me give you an example: While working for Baseline Control Systems for the past 15yrs, the #1 question I always received from the field (distributors & contractors) was to teach them how it worked, prior to installing the system. Or, will you please come to the site and help me program it. Or, distributor account managers would get a request from their customers (contractors) to visit the site and help them. Account Managers with a FIXED mindset, would call me in advance, want me to make them an expert, because they were afraid to show up and not "be the expert". Account Managers with a GROWTH mindset, would have no problem jumping in head first, making a site visit with confidence, and learning everything they needed to know along the way. This example of FIXED vs. GROWTH is one of the best ways I can describe the personality differences between those who excelled with the Baseline product, and those who would safely stay in their comfort zone and stick to the products they new - the boring stuff not making an impact in this industry. When you have a growth mindset, you believe you can gain the knowledge and skills necessary to succeed, which makes every challenge a learning opportunity. Given the numerous challenges that landscape entrepreneurs face, a growth mindset can be a powerful tool as you work toward your company's success. I need to bring this back home to where I started this episode. You do not know your future self - you become your future self - and to do this, you must learn how to incorporate the skills of a GROWTH mindset. Let's talk about what those skills could be, so that when we become our future selfs, we don't don't look back with resentment or bewilderment. I have 3 suggestions: #1 If you believe what I just said could be true, that you will become a different person in 30 years, you should play an active role in crafting the person you are going to become. You get to be the creator of your future self. You should be the designer & developer of your future self. What does this mean? It means you should expand your horizons. Do new things. Meet new people. Learn new skills and learn new concepts. So suggestion #1 is to Stay Curious. #2 Be humble, have humility If we acknowledge that, in the future, we will be a different person, that means we will have different views and opinions. What we believe now, we may not believe in the future. Sometimes we will need to unthink & relearn what we think we know. So, have humility for those around you, right now, who see this differently. Don't argue on social media, try to understand. You future self will thank you. #3 Be Brave. Our future self will have strength and wisdom that we do not have today. So when new opportunities come our way, we often hesitate. Just like the example I explained about Baseline controllers, or any new technology. There is hesitation. You might tell yourself that you don't have it in you to show up on a job site and not have all the answers. You might tell yourself that you can't quit your job and start your own company. Or, you might tell yourself that you don't have it in you to learn how to ride a skateboard at the age of 55. What we really should be saying is, "I don't have the skills or capacity to do that that. This doesn't mean I won't have the capacity to do that tomorrow. Or next week. Or next year. Or at sometime in the future. The power is not saying no, or I can't, the power is in saying, I don't have those skills, YET. And in order to learn those skills, and step into your future self, you must be BRAVE. Be brave. Be fucking brave. What seems easy for you, could take bravery from me. What seems easy to me, might take bravery from you. So beware of those around you, and support the people you know to be BRAVE. That is it! So in summary, remember, you become your future self. You get to decide who your future self is, and you get to craft this person. And, to craft this person, I suggest you develop the GROWTH mindset, that you stay CURIOUS, that you have HUMILITY, and that you are BRAVE. And in 20 years, I cannot wait for my future self, to meet all the future yous... Thank you for listening, I hope this episode landed in a good place, and I would love to have your feedback. And remember, stay curious, be brave, have humility.
    24 min
  • #090 - Should You Be A Pioneer?
    The theme for this week is, Pioneer. Should you be a pioneer? Should you pioneer something? Is being a pioneer an opportunity for success? My default answer leading up to the week was, YES - yes, yes, yes. Now my response is both YES & NO. Oddly & coincidently, I listened to two podcasts this week that both spoke on this topic and both had the same message. What was that message? The first podcast wasn't actually a podcast, it was a short video series I watched on a Delta flight with Howard D. Schultz, the former CEO of Starbucks. The series is titled, Howard Schultz: Teaches Business Leadership. Each episode is about 10 minutes long, and in my usual fashion, I tend to gravitate towards mentally stimulating media where I can learn something new - and I absolutely did - I actually had to rethink, what I thought I knew. I'd like to play this short clip for you, from the episode, so you can hear Howard in his own words, explain this concept: CLIP Wow, that just makes so much sense to me. And we can clearly see this behavior in our very own industry. Let me give you 3 examples: A company that is no longer in business, yet, had unbelievable pioneering technology. This company was Accuwater. Cool - so that summarizes the first audio clip that I made note of last week. Now, let me let you about the 2nd, similar scenario. Tuesday of this week, while doing an early recovery ride, in preparation for the Iceman mountain bike race happening this weekend, I was listening to the most recent episode of this Tim Ferris show, and his guest, Jim Collins. Jim is famously known for writing the books, Built to Last, and Good to great. In this interview with Jim Collins, he spoke about his new book, Turning The Flywheel, and in this book, there was one quote that I had to write down. This quote nearly mirrored the previous quote from Howard Shultz. Jim referenced another book titled, Will and Vision, by Gerard Tells & Peter Golder. In this book, the author demonstrates that the pioneering innovators in a new business arena almost never, (less than 10% of the time), become the big winners in the end! This statement stopped me in my tracks. Remember how at the beginning of this episode how my previous default thinking was, yes yes yes, to be a pioneer? This turned that upside down. Why would you choose to be a pioneer if the success rate is less than 10%? Again, I had to rethink & unlearn, what I thought I knew. Let's NOT pioneer, as Howard Shultz recommends, let's disrupt! I'll play the quote from Jim Collins for you now. Isn't that incredible? I always considered myself and my personality as a Pioneer, and wore it like a badge of honor. Now, perhaps, I should think of it as a skill set, that can be used as a tool when needed, but it should not be the leading principle.
    16 min
  • #089 - One Phone Call Away

    "You are just one phone call away.."

    Last week I heard Steve Sims drop this gold nugget quote on a podcast as he gave advice to entrepreneurs - specifically how to make something BIG happen.

    How do you get what you want in life? You pick up the phone, because "you are just one phone call away".

    Somebody will have a goal in their life, they will want to make something big happen. This could be a salesperson trying to set a new company record, this could be a contractor trying to land the next high-profile construction project, and ironically, what most people do, is sit behind their computer, disconnected, and perfectly try to plan it out.

    Instead, pick up your phone and call someone! You are likely only one degree of separation away from getting what you want, but you have to call. You have to pick up the phone.

    Steve encourages people to go for stupid goals. Stupid, because it may seem so big and outrageous that your mind thinks it's impossible. But remember, anything is possible. So, for lack of a better word, shoot for the moon, because it is possible. Go get yourself a BHAG, a Big Hairy Audacious Goal.

    The reason Sprinkler Supply Store exists is that I picked up the phone and called my dear friend Matt Hart, and pitched him the idea.

    What is your BHAG? I'd love to know.

    13 min
  • #088 - What You Think About

    "You become what you think about." 1956 - That was the year Earl Nightingale recorded the motivational speech titled, "The Strangest Secret", and the secret he delivered was the concept, "you become what you think about."

    2002 - That was the year I discovered (purchased) a CD version of this speech from Barnes & Noble in Columbia, Maryland. I was fresh out of college and had started my first sales job for Chapel Valley Landscape Company; irrigation sales of course!

    Earl's simple little phrase changed my life - it was like everything just clicked. I got it. Everything just magically grew into place. Not quickly, and not in any particular order, but everything that I thought about back then, has now become (mostly) true.

    Not only do you become what you think about; the power is that everything becomes a choice. You have a choice. You get to choose all of it.

    Equally important is that who you choose to be, only matters to you. Not to anyone else.

    I often get caught here. Being or doing something that isn't exactly true to me. Learning to focus on what I really want takes both practice and intention. What do I want? Who do I want to be?

    What has helped, is choosing to surround myself with people who get me, who support me, and who help me become the best version of my future self.

    Thank you for being here with me, I appreciate all of you, and I love hearing from you - even one sprinkler at a time ;)

    Are you who you thought you would be?

    I'd love to know.

    9 min

About The Sprinkler Nerd Show

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If you are a Landscape Entrepreneur this show is for you. Andy, a former contestant on the ABC hit television series Shark Tank, irrigation technology expert, and multimillion-dollar eCommerce entrepreneur brings his curiosity & creativity to tease out the secrets of successful landscape influencers and business owners.