Have you ever been tempted to leave your clothes on the beach for a spot of skinny dipping? Would you betray King and country for life on a Bulgarian goat farm?

Introducing Debbie, Tracey, Maxine, Dora, and the super secret Commander who come in search of absolution for past misdemeanours - will they get your forgiveness?

There are more bonus confessions from the producer's file marked 'Not for broadcast'. We resurrect another classic confession from the crypt, and Brother Matt has new glasses.

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