Merry Christmas, everyone, and God bless. This week, on our special Christmas episode of The Squeakly Report, we're investigating Bitcoin's eventual demise, an AI that writes dirty Harry Potter fanfiction, a hybrid Clinton-Trump robot abomination Disney built, a Salvation Army ringer who got forced into the "ring", and we ask a very important question: Is Islam a billion-string pedophile cult? 

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According to the left: You're not allowed to listen to this podcast. We've got Trumps being Trumps, Roy Moore, DNA fraud, possibly the worst terrorist who ever didn't explode, and your annual dose of Christmas complaints this week on a belated episode of the Squeakly Report. 

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Donald J. Trump is the best literal "Hitler" we could have asked for, as a democratic union. What else is there to say? This week, we're examining leftist lunatic ramblings, why I hope Roy Moore wins the election, an idiot in the UK who cemented his head inside a microwave, and try to get to the bottom of why John Lewis hasn't taken a dump in two decades. 

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Our president and traditional values, even the value of childhood innocence are in danger, so long as we allow the left to continue their reign of terror. This week, we're examining cases of child predators the mainstream media doesn't want you to know about, the now successful GOP tax reform plan, the Michael Flynn trial, and why many conservatives would agree we're currently fighting a "War on Christmas". 

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This week, we're examining why YouTube, Electronic Arts, Uber, Sunni Islam, and Sweden all suck, and why you should be terrified as a result. 

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This week: We break down the Al Franken and Roy Moore cases, delve into the Russian conspiracy bulls***, examine the GOP's latest tax plan proposal, and laugh at the left's latest attempt at removing President Trump from office, including what would happen if he were, in fact, removed from office, and how Trump supporters would actually benefit from his dismissal. You're not going to want to miss the episode that has people thinking we've finally lost it! 

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President Trump toured Asia last week, the only way Trump knows how: With burgers, business deals, and a whole lot of gorgeous dresses for Melania. All this and more, this week, on The Squeakly Report. 

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This week, on a very special edition of The Squeakly Report, we're tackling how and why Donald Trump clinched the presidency, and what this means for our electoral process from here on out. 

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Last week, the once-classified JFK files are finally opened to the public, Catalonia tried to delcare independence, Corey Feldman tried to use crowdfunding to make himself great again, and we take a look at the shady side of the animation industry. This week, Feldman's crowdfunding scheme is torn wide open, the DNC squeals on Hillary Clinton, and Bergdahl walks. All this and more, on the Squeakly Report!

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The United Kingdom finds a totalitarian solution to their rising healthcare burden, A WWI memorial comes under fire from militant atheists and social justice warriors, conservative fears of transgender bathroom rape come to fruition, and we find out just who really was behind the Russian collusion scandal. All this and more, these week, on the Squeakly Report.

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