A heartbreaking story of a couple battling for custody of their grandson...all just because they own LEGAL FIREARMS?!? 

Created, written, and presented by Squeak Attack

Produced by Barren Lands Studios

Music by Vita Calling

Trump promised us he'd build a wall. The question now is whether or not he can actually do it. Will it work? Will it be cost-effective? Will the chucklecucks in congress allow it to happen? Probably not. 

Note: The opinions expressed in this week's episode do not reflect the views of Barren Lands Studios, and may not demonstrate the views of any other parties involved, up to and including Squeak Attack himself. While I am not against the wall being built, I do realize it's kind of a tall order; a crazy solution to a not-so-crazy problem. I would support the idea of such a wall, if only just to see the mainstream media lose their minds over it. 

Another note: Near the end of the show, there was a brief technical hiccup. As a result, it sounds like I said "Food that is produced on American soil; in Canada or Argentina...", when what I actually said was "Food that is produced on American soil, [or] in Canada or Argentina...". I am very well aware Canada and Argentina are not parts of the United States (though I sometimes wish Argentina was, because that country has some damn good food!). 

Created, written, and presented by Squeak Attack

Produced by Barren Lands Studios

Music by Vita Calling

Created, written, and presented by Squeak Attack

Produced by Barren Lands Studios

Music by Vita Calling

UPDATE: We worked really hard to produce a quality update on the North Korea episode. Unfortunately, between the time of recording and the scheduled release of 8/17, Kim Jong Un realized Trump's not messing around and called off his attack on Guam. So little Kimmy beat us to it...or you could just consider this episode a preview of what will happen next time he threatens us. Shouldn't be too long. I'll give him a year. 

Created, written, and presented by Squeak Attack

Produced by Barren Lands Studios

Music by Vita Calling

Every day, major corporations are choosing their leaders' personal, political agendas over the ability to turn a profit. Google, PepsiCo, and Facebook are just some of the names surrounding this lunacy. On this week's episode of Squeak Attack, we're digging deep to expose these philosophical fascists. 

Note: The opinions expressed in this week's episode do not reflect the views of Barren Lands Studios, and may not demonstrate the views of any other parties involved, up to and including Squeak Attack himself. 

Created, written, and presented by Squeak Attack

Produced by Barren Lands Studios

Music by Vita Calling

Created, written, and presented by Squeak Attack

Produced by Barren Lands Studios

Music by Vita Calling

Affirmative action is disincentivizing businesses from hiring the best for the job, all for the sake of enforced diversity (and a hefty helping of tax breaks). Meanwhile, President Donald J. Trump seems to be struggling to keep his administration together...or at least that's what the mainstream media wants you to think. This week on Squeak Attack, we sift through the B.S. in our search for the truth behind the recent tidal wave of dismissals, and spoiler alert: It's a lot less interesting than CNN wants you to believe. 

Created, written, and presented by Squeak Attack

Produced by Barren Lands Studios

Music by Vita Calling

Created, written, and presented by Squeak Attack

Produced by Barren Lands Studios

Music by Vita Calling

We know that when it comes to ground combat, men are superior to women. It's not misogyny; it's biology. The disparity in qualification threshold between male and female Marines, in particular, is staggering, so as it is. Now, the transgender military debate has resurfaced, and we know that transgender athletes lose a lot of strength and stamina after their transition. Basic common sense and political rhetoric clash as we give our thoughts on transgender soldiers in ground combat roles. 

Created, written, and presented by Squeak Attack

Produced by Barren Lands Studios

Music by Vita Calling

Created, written, and presented by Squeak Attack

Produced by Barren Lands Studios

Music by Vita Calling