the STAB! show

In this litigious episode of STAB!, senior partner John Morris Ross IV welcomes clerks Nick Coleman, Evan T. Lilley and Jesse Jones to deliver their three different COALs, nine haiku about a church elder soliciting sex with gift cards, their thoughts about nuclear power, Adolph Hitler, South Carolina cesession, ferry sinkings, World Youth Day, & […]

Hey Commodore, you ready to listen to John Morris Ross IV talking to bubbas Benton Harshaw, Drew Absher and Jesse Jones about their three takes on GOODNESS, nine Google searches from Greta Thunberg, their thoughts on Saddam Hussein, Jimmy Dean, Taylor Swift, the clip on tie, Alan Thicke, & Al Gore, the synopsis of made-up […]

For only the most dedicated STAB! Devotees, John Morris Ross IV welcomes you behind the velvet rope to hear Kameron Schmid and Jesse Jones share their two different takes on BACTERIA, six haiku about endangered frogs with semeny pee, their thoughts on London cabs, human heart transplants, Lolita, & the Altamont free concert, reviews of […]

Duck the thunder balls over head in this episode of STAB! as Jesse Jones welcomes Cory Barringer, Jason B. and Melony Ford to share their three different VISAs, nine Aurora school bus driver drinking and driving Haiku, explanations of office politics to a basket of day old bread, panic to a too chill brah, and […]

In this fold flicking episode of STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes Christiana Dominguez, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse Jones to share their three different FIGHTS, nine Google searches from Zombie Jeffrey Epstein, their thoughts on the Juan Fernandez Islands, Jamie Lee Curtis, the Humane Society, Toy Story, Black Beard, the Albanian Alphabet, JFK’s Assassination, & […]

Similes, they’re an important creative writing tool. They’re a figure of speech used to compare two things through the use of words such as “like” and “as”. They can be a powerful weapon when wielded properly. In this 200th journey into creative combat, John Morris Ross IV leads intrepid warriors Stephen Ferris, Michelle Petro and […]

Coming up at three we’ll talk to someone dry about something boring, but for the next two hours it’s reportage of the accumulated base hits, runs and other goings on in this afternoon’s base contests, involving bats, and balls. In this oddly out of place episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV takes time to […]

State Capital comedy guys Joe Michael Russ VI and Jerry James have finally opened their own super legit and respectable comedyesque venue SCAB! Comedy Theater! In this strike busting episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes Joe-Joe Louis, Alyssa Cowan, Chad Bogard and Jesse Jones share their four takes on SCAB, twelve Google searches […]

A hearty hail and good day to all the ships at sea as you sail out with the winds of Uncle Sam’s big bourbony breathy on the back of your neck! Go out there and give them ol’ Adolph one on the kisser from all of us back home! In this star spangled episode of […]

Now you just hold it right there ya side windin’, lilly livered, no good low down son of a whut now! Ol’ Spittoon Fists is gonna give ya what for with a rappin’ from these here brassy mits-a-mine! In this haymaker throwin’ episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes cow poke Bill Wallis, Jason […]