Stan had an allergic reaction to cologne. Open phones. Mike from Absolute Law joins us via phone to answer your legal questions. What is Elon Musk going to do now that he owns Twitter? Name That Movie. And more....

Stan gave Junior a ride to pick up his car. Open Phones. The Wayback Machine. Legendary comedian, Steven Wright, joins us for an interview to talk about his upcoming show. And more...

We play a classic interview with a badass WWII veteran. Junior disrespects Stan and loses out on a favor. Stan's True Or False. Billy calls in. And more...

Disney is going to have to pay a huge tax. Is Junior a bully or a victim? What happened with Mike Tyson? Stan's Three Strikes. Question Of The Week. And more...

It's 4-20 on the show. We discuss a classic interview with a psychic. Junior has a new crab recipe. Are You Smarter Than Haney? Bubba calls in for some 4-20 talk. And more...

We discuss the vulture of the duck world, The Muscovy Duck. Stan tells us who will be broadcasting the NFL games this year. Mike from Absolute Law joins us in studio to answer your legal questions. Name That Movie. And more...

Stan talks about a crazy traffic incident on 75. Pat Boone is in a new movie. Name That Reverse Tune. The Wayback Machine. And more...

Junior takes Haney's car to run errands. Open Phones. Stan's, What Came First? Tony has some new business ideas. And more...

Stan and Haney are celebrating 25 years of The Stan And Haney Show. Stan has a landscaping question. Stan's What's On The List? Junior cooked another awful dish. Question Of The Week. And more...

Stan is still forgetting his pills even with a pill organizer. They caught the New York City Subway shooter. We take a very interesting call from a drunk listener. We talk to a witness from the Subway shooting. And more...