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Loving animals and needing some company in Eccentric Ladyland Studios, our hosts set out to adopt a golden retriever. Sure, it started as a drunk dial but they're wonderful dogs. Anyway, their adoption interviewer, Bailey Mae Buttercup, covers areas most people don't cover. Well, not generally covered in interviews, but they're areas that most people believe are best left covered, if you get what I mean. Steve wants to adopt a 1965 Chevy Impala. Jeff is loading up on pet treats for his upcoming anniversary. Johnny snuck out of the studio very quickly after the show. Miss Clare watched on the hidden camera and some people heard laughter.
Bailey Mae Buttercup - Kate Wiig
Steve - Steve
Jeff - Jeff
Miss Clare - Anais Nun
Johnny - Sy Nophobia
"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

#comedy #podcast #improv #gulf #gulfofmexico #gulfofamerica #gulfofsteve #adoption #dogadoption #goldenretriever #golden #petrescue #interview #intrusivequestions #escapade #pettreats #chevy #impala 

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As unavoidable as our own personal niyati, our hosts tackled the thorny yet fascinating issues of drugs and sex with their guest, Eddie Getgo, author of the limited best seller "Just Say No to Everything." He was basically talking about drugs and sex, not saying no to things like breathing or milk with brownies. Speaking of brownies, Jeff brought in a buffet of edibles for the staff and turns out Eddie helped himself to more than a couple. Once thoroughly buffeted, he developed a strong attraction to Miss Clare. She must have felt something too, since she actually chambered a round (which she hardly ever does). Actually, everyone enjoyed the buffet, and relaxed discussion ensued. Jeff gave a five-star review to Edibles Schmedibles. Steve is climbing the Knuckle Ridge Mountains in his mind. Miss Clare bought more ammo. Johnny drove right past the liquor store on the way home. 

Eddie Getgo - Eric Green

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Miss Clare - Clare

Johnny - Ed Rosenthal

#comedy #satire #improv #comedyimprov #weed #THC #marijuana #Nebraska #Epstein #MTG #pulled #Bobert 

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With millions--let's face it, millions--of subscribers who entered our annual contest, it was extremely difficult to settle on just one. But we made the tough choices and awarded the prize to none other than Bart, or Bert, or something, from Austin, Texas. He joined our hosts in Eccentric Ladyland Studios to celebrate his win and even more importantly to say nice things about our hosts. When you hear what he won, you'll mark your calendars to enter the contest next year! Jeff takes eating local to the next logical level, praying local. Steve checks maps of Illinois, because it has been a long time. Johnny rushed out to buy the yacht rap album Yacht Riggers with Attitude. Miss Clare is already planning on winning next year.

Subscriber of the Year - Bart Glaser

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Miss Clare - Clare

Johnny - Sonny Del Mar

Skip Malibu - Himself

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

#comedy #satire #improv #sermon #joelosteen #praylocal #yachtrock #rap #yachtrap #winner #contest #lottery #rabbi #townhall #congress 

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Following a real-life dream Steve had involving a fellow time traveler, our hosts bring on Sally Anderson, a time traveler who recently visited the year 2035. With her is her 24/7 bias monitor James, officer in the soon to be created MAGAAT corps. Sally and James describe life in 2035 as best they can without causing a ripple in the timeline, other than those already rippling. Jeff starts to think that discussing the weather wasn't so bad. Steve tries to dream the same dream so he can get the real story. Miss Clare strives to be the first applicant to MAGAAT Academy. Johnny dries out his sandals.

Sally Anderson - Kate Wiig

MAGAAT Officer James - Chris Wiig

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Miss Clare - Clare

Johnny - Rollo Stickett

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

#satire #comedy #improv #2025 #2035 #timeline #timetravel #tariffs #epstein #jan6 #factchecking #avagardner #punkavagardner #orwell #king #alaska #putin #cucks #cuckfighting #future #jetsons #astro #greenacres #disasiers #weather #dreams

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Showing once again that they can get big-time guests, our hosts meet with Congresswoman Samantha Strauss, (R - Nebraska 1) and her husband Richard. The couple constitutes a formidable political team, as long as the proper ratios are maintained. Richard takes most of the questions, but the Congresswoman gets her voice in as well, when allowed. Steve brushes up his political resume and looks ahead to a short political career followed by years of lucrative lobbying. Jeff dozed off watching a WWII documentary and then woke up screaming when he realized it was the news.  Miss Clare absolutely loves her work as Bias Monitor for the show. Johnny is waiting for a major issue, any major issue.

Congresswoman Samantha Strauss - Kate Wiig

Richard Strauss - Chris Wiig

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Miss Clare/ Bias Monitor - Clare

Johnny - Richard Zeskind

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

#comedy #podcast #satire #political #epstein #congress #house #parade #birthdayparty #DC #republican #abuse #wayfair #biasmonitor #fox #oan #immigration #canada #reddawn #nebraska #governor #ice

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Jeff convinces Steve that it's a wonderful thing to call people he hasn't talked to in years and renew friendships. Steve finds the true impact he had on people over the years and reaches an Epiphany or at least an Epiphany Eve. He even gives singing a shot but reverts to reciting lyrics. Jeff left to pour over his 23 & Me report in a desperate search for a half-sister. Nostalgia used to be a lot better.

Debbie Ginger, Johnny Flynn, Ms. Petty, Burger King Guy, and Stan Damano: 
all played by Eric Green
Steve - Steve
Jeff - Jeff
"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra
#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #improv #improvisation #funnypodcast #sketch #sketchcomedy #comedyimprov #talkshow #faketalkshow #malkshow #peoria #oldschool #myoldschool #23&me #burgerking #ronco #reunion

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Spurred on by a discussion of the "In Memoriam" section of award shows, Steve and Jeff discuss Keith Richards and Jeff remembers seeing a documentary about his early life, which our hosts play for their listeners.  Hosted by a pretentious yet pompous narrator, the documentary looks at people who were part of Keith's life as a child. Some of these people may have actually known him. It seems like just about everyone can claim they are responsible for the great music Keith made and is still making. Johnny sleeps it off at Steve's mom's house. 

Keith Richards - David Hayden (scenes deleted)
Narrator - Lester Kurtis 
Keith's mom - Lorna Mae Peasley
Martha, Keith's wetnurse - LaDonna Amanonia
Lisa Douglas, Keith's teacher - Eva Schnifter
Keith's aunt - Hortense Witherspoon
Sam Drucker - Boris Johnson
Steve - Steve
Jeff - Jeff
Johnny - Zeno Fabia
#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #sketch #sketchcomedy #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #funny #edgyhumor #mocumentary #talkshow #faketalkshow #malkshow #rollingstones #keithrichards #wetnurse #guitars #rockandroll #mick #drummer #famousdrummersschool 

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After waxing nostalgically about the good old days of television, and how funny Alvy Moore was as Hank Kimball on Green Acres, our hosts welcome the Assistant Communications Director of the White House, whose name is also Alvy Moore! What a small world! Ms. Moore gives answers that many in the White House have refused to give and does it all in a way that would make her namesake proud. Steve still suffers from intermittent nose ringing. Jeff left early to watch videos of Ellie Mae getting into the cement pond. Miss Clare phoned in from somewhere out west with a detailed reason she wasn't here. Johnny kept his mouth shut for once, and Steve's mom feels like it's a holiday. Somehow all the important issues of the day got answered. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Alvy Moore - Tracie Mauk

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Johnny - Dean D. Generate

Hank Kimball - Alvy Moore (see!)

Lisa Douglas - Eva Gabor

Green Acres theme song written by Vic Mizzy

#satire #improv #epsteinlist #deportations #immigration #greenacres #hillbilly #oldboomer #60sTV #beverlyhillbillies #petticoat #petticoatjunction 

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With the passing of an in-law relative of Jeff's, our hosts take the opportunity to offer a celebration of life for their absent friend. He was no doubt a familiar person to many, but he was very much not in tune with the new music playing these days. Everyone will be reminded of someone they didn't remember they knew. Jeff signs up for a course on Irish poetry. Steve is still in audio limbo, which is not a resort, and he's starting to think that the distortion is coming from inside the house. Miss Clare called in from Prince Edward Island saying she's not sure when she'll be back. Johnny looks ridiculous in his baseball cap, but the Popov helps. 

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Miss Clare - Clare

Johnny - Quisling Johnson

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

#satire #bigbeautifulbill #unclesam #fourthofjuly #improv #comedy #politicalhumor

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Steve lets his inner tech bro run wild as he describes an idea that is going to make him billions. Jeff, on the other hand, had a bad dream and can't seem to think about anything else. They discuss the idea and decide there may be a place for both of them in the heady world of tech billionaires. Miss Clare took careful notes. Johnny insisted that he had the idea first. Everyone enjoys Mel Torme records. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Miss Clare - Clare

Johnny - Edgar Geller

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

#satire #comedy #tech #techbro #dreams #meltorme #fabian #borderczar #hockeystick #improv