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Not just a classic Shirley Ellis 60s song anymore, our hosts guide us through the new and improved name game, where Adam-like we rename and redefine reality. It's an exciting journey, but take notes. In fact take them in pencil because they may change. Jeff takes a selfie of himself with the new Google Maps. Steve starts a campaign to rename an ocean Steve's Bathtub. Miss Clare has a copy of all your tax, health, and banking information but don't worry, it's read-only. Johnny and Steve's mom go out to Olive Garden.

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Miss Clare - Clare

Johnny - Tzu Denim

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra.

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Loving animals and needing some company in Eccentric Ladyland Studios, our hosts set out to adopt a golden retriever. Sure, it started as a drunk dial but they're wonderful dogs. Anyway, their adoption interviewer, Bailey Mae Buttercup, covers areas most people don't cover. Well, not generally covered in interviews, but they're areas that most people believe are best left covered, if you get what I mean. Steve wants to adopt a 1965 Chevy Impala. Jeff is loading up on pet treats for his upcoming anniversary. Johnny snuck out of the studio very quickly after the show. Miss Clare watched on the hidden camera and some people heard laughter.
Bailey Mae Buttercup - Kate Wiig
Steve - Steve
Jeff - Jeff
Miss Clare - Anais Nun
Johnny - Sy Nophobia
"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

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Faced with a backlash against edgy medical information in a recent episode. our hosts revisit the advice of a highly paid medical professional who appeared on the show last season, Dr. D., who by his own admission is the most important person on Earth. Pronunciation still eludes them however. Dr. D discusses his book "I Didn't Go to Medical School for my Health (or Yours Either)," and diagnoses several listeners live on air without even seeing them, just like he does in his office. Steve is happy that his mac and cheese fetish has not harmed his Impala relationship. Jeff wonders if hair plugs will stop the spread of leprosy. Johnny moonlights for the Doc, but winds up just another patient. Dr. D enjoys a donut with his cigarette.
"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra.
Dr. D. - David Hayden
Steve - Steve
Jeff - Jeff
Shirly from Omaha - Jeff
Scott - Colton Knight
Bethany - Peaches LaSchlesse
Ellen - Betsy Crockett
Johnny - Horace McCoy
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Trying to follow through on their New Year's resolution to lower prices, our hosts consider re-contacting Rich Mann, who declined to invest in their show last year, in the hopes he will give them money. This will have no impact on prices, of course, but our hosts will feel better. To get in the mood they listen to their show with Rich Mann's sock puppet and practice their ability to kneel while speaking in a Russian accent. They lose ownership of the show but through tenacity and high liabilities they are able to get the show back. The sock puppet is concerned about this year's monsoon season. Jeff offers to sell his hair, if you can believe that. Steve muses about a stand-up comedy tour of some exotic locales. Johnny breathes a sigh of relief and buys three cases of tonic water.

Mr. Rich Sock Puppet: Eric Green
Steve: Steve
Jeff: Jeff
Mr. Rich Mann: Ivan Tafakyavitch
Johnny: Mel Cooley
Bystander (scenes deleted): Sergei Bahr
"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra.
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A medical dilemma for Jeff's brother-in-law, oddly also named Johnny, sets our hosts thinking about the time and money saving process of doing your own surgery. They bring back a show with self-surgery expert Taylor Green, and his literary agent Maxine "Mo" "Max" Greene, no relation. They share all kinds of simple surgical procedures anyone can do on themselves, saving money if not themselves. Steve takes some Gorilla Glue for his date after the show. Jeff's dog for some reason ran away and was spotted knocking on a vet's office door. All brought to you from the good people on both sides at Appropriation Station, featuring their new used South Asian clothing boutique, Whose Sari Now, and their Sew Sari alterations wizards.
Steve - Steve
Jeff - Jeff
Miss Clare - Clare
Taylor Green - Ray Bass
Maxine "Mo" "Max" Greene - Astrid Munn

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With a new year ahead, our hosts take a few seconds to acknowledge the holiday and then dive headlong into the mysterious world of the future. Steve being from the future takes the lead, and tells us all a few things to expect in the year ahead. Hint: keep your tennis shoes on. Jeff bought an advance ticket for the new Batman movie opening May 2027. Miss Clare did not attend the show and some of the Eccentric Ladyland staff think she has been deported to Evanston. Johnny almost sobers up for a minute, then dives into that hot new book everyone's talking about, My Struggle. Happy new year!

Steve - Steve
Jeff - Jeff
Miss Clare - Clare
Johnny - Criswell Kreskin
"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder

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With freedom of comedy uncertain, Steve and Jeff decide to use the last show of the year to use up jokes they bought that might be illegal in the near future. Some shows do a touching retrospective on the year just past, but hey, we're talking money for jokes. For some reason they were most worried about the cache of Vladimir Putin jokes they have, so they feature jokes on Vlad and Vlad-adjacent topics. Steve and Jeff both consider whether deportation to Peoria and Urbana (respectively) is better or worse than hiding in the basement. Johnny takes Steve's mom for a romantic evening in Chicago's chic Uptown neighborhood. Miss Clare may already have been deported.

Steve - Steve
Jeff - Jeff
Miss Clare - Clare (scenes deleted)
Johnny - Francis Parkey Yockey
"Auld Lang Sine" written by Robert Burns and performed by Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians

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Our hosts solve one of the greatest holiday problems--how to shop for families that share more than one faith. Well, at least the Christmas/ Hanukkah problem. One of their listeners actually solves it for them, but the listener doesn't have a podcast so Steve and Jeff get the credit. Steve is planning a record featuring his "ch" diction skills. Jeff found out the Gaza poster was a big hit. Miss Clare is dining on corned beef schnitzel. Johnny is off this week so is probably knocking back Popov with Steve's mom. 
Steve - Steve
Jeff - Jeff
Miss Clare - Clare
Johnny - Griffin
Mordechai O'Leary - Robert Downey, Jr (scenes deleted)

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Fresh on the heels of last episode's rewrite of the Ten Commandments, the incoming Ministry of Truth sent another message about exciting movies coming soon to an oligarchy near you. Out hosts bravely provide information (NOTE: not criticism) about the movies for their listeners. Jeff wonders if the Putin jokes will work if they're changed to Trudeau jokes. Steve asks Santa for the DVD boxed set of the complete works of Sigourney Weaver. Johnny watches his second favorite Christmas movie, Battleground. Miss Clare is in the running for Ambassador to Romania. 
Steve - Steve
Jeff - Jeff
Miss Clare - Clare
Johnny - Herman Glimpshur
"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder

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Dipping their toes into Theology, our hosts read an email millions of people received and interpret it for those who can't It is the New Ten Commandments for a new day, and they help people feel better about not having to make decisions on their own. Steve considers changing his name to Jerome. Jeff wonders whether the new Commandments come with a punch and cake reception afterwards. Miss Clare is having a few drinks near the studio. Johnny does what he is told. As will we all.
Steve - Steve
Jeff - Jeff
Miss Clare - Clare
Johnny - Randy Shorenstein
"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder

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