The Steven Tyler Book Club

The gang are back for the final episode of the Steven Tyler Bookclub!

The gang discuss:

-Robin Hood

-Feet

-Track Suit

and Steven Tyler!

Thank you to all the folks who listened to this!! We love you and we will be back!

The gang are back to discuss Steven Tyler's continued descent into drug addiction, give a detailed biography of Kelsey Grammer, smoking combs and big timing the Joe Perry Project.

EDIT: Jordan informed me that the tracks fell out of sync around 27 minutes in. Its now fixed. Sorry folks. The fellas go into a dark place with discussions on mass murder, Time Travel and Steven Tyler's incredibly fucked up and weird looking feet.

NOTE FROM DREW: The sound quality is a little off on this episode and we make more mic noise than usual. I sincerely apologize for the boys on the Steve Hoffman audiophile message board that, despite being a high quality file optimized for the Pono music device, I just wasn't on my game maintaining those levels. Yes, I used monster cables and yes I used the best mics I had at my disposal. That's the thing though, it wasn't an issue with the equipment. It was me man. I'm the issue.

We continue to discuss Steven Tyler's aging body literally falling apart. The work of Robert Crumb (Crum?) is studied and evaluated under a rigorous scientific methodology. Also did you notice that his name rhymes with Cum? Somehow we missed this during the episode.

The gang are back to discuss chapter 13.5 in which Steven Tyler rides the meteoric success of "I Don't Want To Miss a Thing" directly into a pile of drugs.

The fellas are once again back to discuss the seminal rock group "Hot Action Cop". Stephen's favorite character in the Alien franchise is the robot who tries to kill Sigourney Weaver by chocking her with a porn mag. Steven goes to rehab for sex and other stuff. He's an idiot. Sylvester Stallone stops by. Thanks for coming by Sylvester and for casting me in Expendables 4.

The gang are back to discuss Chapter 12 of the massive piece of shit "Does the Noise in my Head Bother You?". We dive into the fundamental contradiction of Steven Tyler, What are bodies? What are boobs and what do they look like?, he believes the Knights Templar conspiracy ("He's so fucking dumb"-Drew) Steven Tyler is friend to the Gay Community (GC), Steven Tyler and incest (guess what he loves it).

The gang are back to discuss the the walking sack of trash known as Steven Tyler Stephen tells a joke/Bulletproof vests/Hellraiser franchise discussion/Drinking piss.

NOTE FROM DREW:

I'm kind of a dummy. I forgot the add the audio file for this episode, so it didn't publish. The episode has been available on the soundcloud, but for you folks its brand new.

This was recorded between chapters 5 and 6, hence the 5.5. Since this is technically new content, I am renaming it 9.5.5

The gang discuss Steven Tyler's 3 year relationship with the then 16 year old Julia Holcomb. This culminates in a pregnancy, a serious health scare and eventually an abortion due to Tyler's pressure.

Although there are jokes, this is a very different episode with a serious topic and minimal editing.

We did the best we could discussing the subject, but openly acknowledge that its an awkward subject for three 30 + year old men to discuss.

Apologies for the sound quality at point because Jordan and I were constantly batting our mics.

Jordan is injured and could not make it to the studio, so the fellas brought the studio to Jordan and holy shit he has a bunch of cats/Fleetwood Mac Omniscience/For the first time on the Steven Tyler Book Club, one of the boys confidently makes a claim that turns out to be 100% false/ Zunk and his cumplane return...we learn his last name!