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Tonight we discuss the Stoned Prophet's Colonoscopy experience chock full of rim jobs, explosive diarrhea, spelunking, and much more.  

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My girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that sold me my couch. Ain't that some shit? Oh well, nothing a good old Chakra alignment won't fix.

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I'm a little concerned with my recent tongue fascination lately. 

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Clearly, I was smoking on some good shit again tonight. Sit back and enjoy some Meat Pie and Mr. Rodgers.

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I smoked some Bio Chem by Ozone tonight and well that shit turned me into a very chill flappy ballon man.

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I may have smoked a little too much before recording this episode but in an effort to keep the show on track, I share a lovely story about the time I ripped ass in a Chevy Nova.

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Spring has sprung so that means a whole bunch of jobless motherfuckers are about to shack up with some BBWs. Thank you Uncle Sam for what you have done for our fat girls of the nation.

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I sit here fantasizing about high-priced escorts and considering a move to Canada.

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I broke a stranger's toilet today with the biggest shit that I have ever taken in my entire life. Luckily the problem was resolved thanks to Dale Rooter's big snake digging deep into the black hole of doo-doo.

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I learned about the love child of Corona and the Flu. Well isn't that just great? I guess I better stock up on adult diapers now.