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Be whoever you want to be! Fuck 'em if they throw shade on you. We are all just hot, steamy pies in the bakery of life. We are all sliced differently but still taste good as fuck. As always, my apologies for anyone I offended this evening. I wish I could say it won't happen again. Meh!
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In tonight's episode, I talk about limp dicks, Trump being sad about losing his twerts, how Dateline NBC messes with my mind, and oh yeah there is a meteor headed our way by the aliens as a favor to Trump.
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Joe Biden is about to become president and the world is going to come to an end based on a discovery I made. Get ready everyone!
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Yo I moved over to Podbean. Download the app and follow me for more awesomeness both live and unedited.
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Man, these nightmares are starting to bug me out. This last one was a real trip. How the fuck did nobody get shot during the Capitol riots? Couldn't be because they were white, could it?
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Exciting night as my new hit single dropped and will be taking the world by storm. I feel like I am floating on beautiful lady farts. Watch out for them stinky farts though! Oh, and don't ever be ashamed about who you are. You are perfect!
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Tonight my multiples were in full effect talking about getting Justin Bieber on the show. We also channel the spirit of Tom Brokaw and get teased by our favorite TikTok'ers only fan page.
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The zombie apocalypse is upon. Gary, Indiana is in ruins and the zombies did some damage too!
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The year 2020 is almost over. My money is on the world ending at the stroke of midnight, January 1st. I'm hoping for a zombie apocalypse. Until then, wear your #$@% mask and stay safe!
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Ol' Satan sent me on a date with my favorite Asian hooker and offered to host the show. Now that sure was swell. Of course, he's a sneaky bastard so who knows what he's up to.
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