The Story of Cory Analyzing Boy Meets World

HAPPY 100TH CHAPTER AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!! In this week's 100TH CHAPTER, Jillian and Jerry read aloud the lost episode of Boy Meets World that we have decided is now canon. Don't care. That's just the way it is. Jerry paired 4 Artificial Intelligence chatbots together and had them write a complete 22 minute episode, which we go over in painstakingly hilarious detail....and a little bit more for the fans as well. So join this festive celebration and find out how good of a job AI can do when prompted by the right person!? Ah dammit, I should have had AI write the show notes as well. Ah well, whatever.

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Merry Chanukah everyone! Today, Jillian and Jerry watch one of the worst of the worst Hallmark movies we'd EVER seen... Love! Lights! Hannukah! starring our boy Ben Savage. Watch as they completely passover (hehe) any Jewish traditions in favor of blue and white versions of Christmas! Marvel at the way these "writers" completely bastardized any possibility of making one of the very few Chanukah movies out there, in favor of angels and Christmas lights....and if THAT doesn't bother you (shame on you) then how about the complete lack of conflict, plot and story? It was so awful we spent 3 hours going over it with a fine-toothed comb, laughing, screaming and shaking our collective heads about it. You won't want to miss this one.

Also, join us next week for our 100th Chapter!!!!!!!!

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In this week's chapter, Jillian and Jerry witness the fear of abandonment and fear of rejection held up between Cory and Shawn who are clearly unstable, and showing signs of Borderline Personality Disorder and Avoidant Personality Disorder. Paired with the jealousy and insecurity of Topanga, who now looks down on close male friendships, this whole thing falls into a pile of fetal clinical waste quicker than you could say "LOOK, I'M A LLAMA!" They discuss the fact that people take too much stock in Shawn's wild and clearly exaggerated fake story, try to figure out which dean is who would win in a fight before Andy and Lionel. My money's on cake.

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In this week's chapter, Jillian and Jerry argue over the merits of Shawn's growth as he finally starts to gain a personality. They learn about Shawn's hidden objectum sexuality, when he falls deeply in love with a purse he found on a random coffee table in school. Topanga manipulates Cory into doing her dirty work as she fetish-shames Shawn at every single possible turn, trying to force him into dating the devil. Also Eric is now experiencing lite schizophrenia, Jack wants to dabble and a rousing game of Marco Polo will commence. All this and Moore, on this week's satchel-smitten episode of The Story of Cory.

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This is the true story of two friends who started a podcast about two friends known through one of the friend's best friend and the other friend being the brother of the same friend and one stranger who is also family to one of the friends, but also at the same time a stranger to him and an absolute stranger to the other friend with no family ties at all, all picked to live in a house, work together and have their lives taped by a brillo haired friend and brother who is in a film class tought by someone who knows nothing about film. Find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real. ITS BOY MEETS WORLD: REALITY EDITION!!!! Will Cory get into NYU? No.

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What happens when two silly, yet thoughtful podcast hosts go to see Pod Meets World live in their respective hometowns? They do a show about it.

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Well, well, wellll - Here we are at Season 5. Jerry remembers everything being downhill from here, but this is what the rewatch is all about right? We got the new theme song (blech), a new character (yay), and an avocado fridge (random lies)! Today, after a tearful tribute to our boy Turner, Jillian and Jerry discuss the confusion of the production order in Season 5, before they watch Topanga and Eric get all hot and heavy out of nowhere, meet our friendly neighborhood brother, Jack, and listen to Cory whine for about 22 minutes straight. Eric has devolved into a childlike state, Alan is useless and Amy and Feeny are just trying to hold everything together. It's a long one, this time, but this episode warrants it for sure. So come along with us and ring in the new season with this episode of The Story of Cory.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEN!!! Today we watch the Halloween classic-tastic Frankenstein General Hospital. Because what in the high holy hell is Frankenstein General Hospital?!?! We watch this the only way we possibly can.....LIVE! Just for you. So watch along with us...because I need to know we didn't do this for no reason. Enough stalling, here's Iggy!

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Boy Meets World, it's that time again!! Now hand in your Final Exam I HOPE you do better than last year. For today's Final, Jillian and Jerry are watching Painter, starring our Amy, Betsy Randle...This independant film was on Prime so if you'd like to watch first, by all means, you might just have a great time! For the first time in a while, we have a movie that's actually a damn film, with story and life and... well you'll have to see for yourselves. So come join us as we brave the douchey world of the tortured artist and see a brand new side of Amy. Can you guess what's going to happen next? Will anyone beat the boss in The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe? What is going on with all the different relationships here? IS HE A GARDENER OR WHAT?!?!?!? Find out as we set up for an intimate evening with Ryan West...I mean The Story of Cory.

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With Season 4 done, Jerry and Jillian go over all the ups and downs Cory Eric has had to offer us!  From discussions of class to the untimely death of multiple characters, this show has become....something else.  What were YOUR favorite/least favorite episodes? And has Boy Met World yet?  Lets plug it into the algorithm and pinpoint the exact moment the world has been met.  Until then, enjoy - and lets see how this season did!  

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