Georgie Carroll and Lizzie Bartlett have yarn. Lizzy wore a hole in the ex military matron's office carpet at the nurses home in 1969. Ironically, she turned out to be exactly the kind of nurse you would want next to you in battle. 

The Swab with Georgie Carroll is proudly partnered with CMR.

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If you think you’ve got a story to share with Georgie that would be great for the podcast, contact her on Instagram or Facebook @nurse_georgie_caroll. Alternatively you can email Georgie’s producer at [email protected].

Keep up to date with Georgie via her website georgiecarroll.com

In this final episode of Season 3, Georgie is joined by the Two Humerus Nurses Alisha and Kelly who do live up to their name and bring some laughs!

If you want to check out their podcast, you can do it here: https://twohumerusnurses.podbean.com

And find them on insta, ya can't miss 'em.

Hope you have enjoyed Season 3 and we will see you next time!

If you’re not already following Georgie on her social media here are her links:

Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube

For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing.

With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you!

ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery.

Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December.

Christian has some great stories from his life as a male midwife in the wild north of Australia! If you’re not already following Georgie on her social media here are her links:

Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube

For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing.

With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you!

ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery.

Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December.

Generally speaking, as a nurse, if all your patients die, you are doing it wrong. Hospice Nurse Julie, however, is doing her own thing. In this hilarious episode of The Swab, Nurse Georgie Carroll does not listen, because she still doesn’t plan on dying, ever. 

Follow Hospice Nurse Julie for some funny and helpful nursing content: Hospice Nurse Julie Tiktok Hospice Nurse Julie Instagram

If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things - join our FB page and let us know your story. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits! https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

If you’re not already following Georgie on her social media here are her links:Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube

For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December. 

Join The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

Rachel Steadman has a spent a decade on the ED and is still in the waiting room awaiting treatment. Only kidding! She works there. Who doesn’t love a natter with an Emergency Nurse? Georgie does for sure, come eavesdrop. If you’re not already following Georgie on her social media here are her links: Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube  For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December. 

If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things, join the FB group and let us know in there, it might feature in the show! The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. Interested in sponsoring The Swab with Georgie Carroll? Email [email protected]. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.

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Lucy Osborn nurse kids, bleugh! Someone has to, because children are disease riddled and cloddish. More parents than children were harmed in the making of this episode. Georgie discovers that children say the darndest things, but you have to sedate them to get the really good stuff. Follow Lucy Osborn for funny nursing videos and content on Instagram Lucy Osborn Instagram

Have you joined The Swab Facebook group?  https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

Follow Nurse Georgie Carroll on social media: Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

This podcast is brought to you by eNurse. eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. With Chrissy coming up, check out the beautiful Xmas scrubs that will definitely bring a bit of festive cheer to your rounds! As they say at Enurse - “we love our nurses and want them to love us back!” It will be hard for you not to with this quality gear. AND OF COURSE - we have a little deal for you. When you go to the website and make your choices, use the code Georgie10 to get 10% off your purchase! Valid until November 15. Super comfy scrubs, huge range of accessories, equipment, footwear and educational products. Check out their website here: https://www.enurse.com.au and the eNurse blog https://www.enurse.com.au/blog

The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December.

If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things, join the FB group and let us know in there, it might feature in the show! The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. Interested in sponsoring The Swab? email  [email protected]. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rating and review on your podcast app.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie believes Tik Tok is no place for death rattle, it might start a craze then all the kids will be doing it. Penny on the other hand bloody loves it, what is wrong with hospice nurses and why will they not shut up about dying. 

If you want to to follow Penny for some funny and helpful nursing content, here are her socials:

Hospice Nurse Penny Tiktok Hospice Nurse Penny Instagram Hospice Nurse Penny Facebook If you’re not already following Georgie on her social media, here are her links:

Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube

For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

This podcast is brought to you by eNurse. eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. With Chrissy coming up, check out the beautiful Xmas scrubs that will definitely bring a bit of festive cheer to your rounds! As they say at Enurse - “we love our nurses and want them to love us back!” It will be hard for you not to with this quality gear.  AND OF COURSE - we have a little deal for you. When you go to the website and make your choices, use the code Georgie10 to get 10% off your purchase! Valid until November 15. Super comfy scrubs, huge range of accessories, equipment, footwear and educational products. Check out their website here: https://www.enurse.com.au Also, have a look at the eNurse blog page. Some great thinking on there! : https://www.enurse.com.au/blog

The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December. If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things - join our FB page and let us know your story. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", email [email protected]. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie welcomes back her pet dolphin @nursemollyphoebe. She wraps herself in PPE and saves the plague riddles, she influences, and she says no to shifts she doesn't feel like are in her best interests! These COVID babies are built differently. You might remember Molly from The Swab live Podcast show, link here to watch: click here

If you want to to follow Molly for some funny and helpful nursing content here are her socials:

Instagram for Nurse Molly

Tiktok for Nurse Molly 

If you’re not already following Georgie on here social media here are her links:

Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube

For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

This podcast is brought to you by eNurse.

eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.

With Chrissy coming up, check out the beautiful Xmas scrubs that will definitely bring a bit of festive cheer to your rounds!

As they say at Enurse - “we love our nurses and want them to love us back!” It will be hard for you not to with this quality gear. 

AND OF COURSE - we have a little deal for you. When you go to the website and make your choices, use the code Georgie10 to get 10% off your purchase! Valid until November 15.

Super comfy scrubs, huge range of accessories, equipment, footwear and educational products. Check out their website here: https://www.enurse.com.au

Also, have a look at the eNurse blog page. Some great thinking on there! : https://www.enurse.com.au/blog

The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing.

With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you!

ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery.

Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December.

If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things - join our FB page and let us know your story. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

Producer - Sez O'Neil

Development Producer - Brittany Frappell.

The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at [email protected]. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to a shiny new season of The Swab!

Orca Matt Tyson AKA the Barefoot Nurse is a nomad, beach bum and a ‘try hard’’. From the army into nursing life, he loves life-long learning. Listen to the pod and then chase him down to steal some of his CPD hours - he has enough for all of us.

If you want to to follow The Barefoot Nurse for some funny and helpful nursing content here are her socials:  The Barefoot Nurse Facebook The Barefoot Nurse Instagram.

And if you’re not already following Georgie on here social media here are her links: Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube

If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things - join our FB page and let us know your story. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.

This podcast is brought to you by eNurse.

eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets, to handheld study guides and nursing equipment. We are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.

With Chrissy coming up, check out the beautiful Xmas scrubs that will definitely bring a bit of festive cheer to your rounds!

As they say at Enurse - “we love our nurses and want them to love us back!” It will be hard for you not to with this quality gear. 

AND OF COURSE - we have a little deal for you. When you go to the website and make your choices, use the code Georgie10 to get 10% off your purchase! Valid until November 15.

Super comfy scrubs, huge range of accessories, equipment, footwear and educational products. Check out their website here: https://www.enurse.com.au

Also, have a look at the eNurse blog page. Some great thinking on there!  https://www.enurse.com.au/blog

The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing.

With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you!

ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery.

Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December.

Producer - Sez O'Neil

Development Producer - Brittany Frappell.

The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at [email protected]. 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

LAUNCHING THIS THURSDAY!

A brand spanking new season of The Swab with Georgie Carroll is here! New nurses, new stories, not to mention NEW SEGMENTS like a quiz section! Don't tell me that isn't intriguing... Grab your nurse mate, follow 'The Swab" on your pod player and enjoy!

Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

To find out more about Georgie, her live dates or to buy her book "Off The Charts", check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com

"The Swab with Georgie Carroll" is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more.

If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at [email protected]

If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred pod app.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.