Sideshow Matt and Andy back on the job bringing you a review of a Spielberg classic. Actually most of it were just talking about how hot Phoebe Cates is....How the hell did Kevin Kline land this broad?

Wrap up November with the misadventures of two misunderstood hillbilly types....

Then there's Tucker and Dale

This week the boys take a look at the amazing feats of strength that Pamela Voorhees demonstrate and whether or not Jason is truly dead. Enjoy!

In a trailer park far far away....

THE SWAMP CIRCUS HOUSEHOLD HAS BECOME ENGULFED IN GALATIC TYPE TURMOIL. ONLY THE EXORBORANT COST OF GOING TO A DOPE THEME PARK RUN BY AN INTERNATIONAL CONGLOMERATE CAN HOPE TO BRING PEACE....

THE EMPORER DADDIUS REGAILS A TAIL OF TRIUMPH AND REDEMPTION TO LORD MATTIUS IN AN ATTEMPT TO KILL TIME UNTIL FURTHER EPISODES ARE EDITED, CAUSE THAT SHIT TAKES FOREVER.....

TO SAY NOTHING OF THE FACT THAT MRS SWAMP CIRCUS HAS RUN OFF TO THE TEXAS SYSTEM FOR TWO WEEKS BECAUSE....

REASONS.

That's them, and I'm sure Skywalker isn't with them. Set course...for the Battu system!

TODAY ON...

                                SWAMP CIRCUS

A tale unlike any, told from both sides of the fence.  Learn about Kev's insult to the dark hasbro gods. And the sacrifices and punishments he and Sideshow Matt endured tonight on the Swamp Circus!!

Grab your leather, a double ender and your industrial hooks. Cause Swamp Circus is lubed up and shall show you such pleasures!!

Join us in celebration of the festive season to rejoice with tales of murder and furry sex. The Swamp Circus proudly (at gunpoint} covers the first of may picks of Mic Barnes. Trick or Treat!

JOIN ANDY AND KERRY FOR THE SECOND INSTALLMENT OF DS9, AND GET IN DEPTH REVIEWS OF THE EPIC FAILURE OF BOBO CHOLO...DABO SOHO....NONO RORO....HE'S A FUCKING BAJORAN.

Listen, learn, and join antimasking white trash as they give you every reason to reject quarantine and evil evil twins.

Andy and Kerry are back to discuss just how much she's never seen again on this week's episode as we dish about Andy's affinity for closet gay seamen, how useless the French are and Jonah and the giant fish. Enjoy!