Okay kids, get your good sandals on.  The Double Wide Castle is taking you to the Big Top tonight for Swamp Circus's production of Dumbo!!

Please stay together and if you happen to see any funny animals with distinguishing features, they are an abomination made by the hands of Lucifer. I would expect that any respecting child of mine would call out such evil, and cast stones at him so that he may be aware he's Satans lapdog.

Grab your nuts horror fans...

Nicholas Cage hath returned looking sexy as fuck and ready to melee an entire character breakfast...

Join Kerry (yes she still works here.) And Andy for in depth coverage of the next episode of Babble...I mean Babel. 

Join the Swamp Circus as Manischev Kev shows the world how strong the ties that bind truly are....

It's.....Uh.....It's Fantasia people.

Be here for a truly historic moment in Swamp Circus lore when the legend reveals himself....

But, Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

Enjoy some adolescent fun as Manischev Kev and Andy give voice to the Swamp Circus fanbase....

Andy and Kev stay sober long enough to tackle real world issues...till it's seriously depressing, then it's back to money drugs and sex.

Welcome back to Sideshow Matt's Horror Freakshow....

Although you might not know it, because I was too high to pronounce it correctly....

this week we review Species...

God bless Michael Madsen.

Join the Swamp Circus boys as they step back in time to the late 19th Century to shame the worst parent ever....

Along the way you'll pick up solid tips about why we don't talk to strangers nor tear down theme parks....

I'm talking to you Boardwalk and Baseball, I never even got to go!!!

All today on the Swamp Circus!!!